Could you rank all of the akatsuki on a gay meter?
(On a scale of 0-10)
Konan -> 0. Straight and simple. Still very dedicated to Yahiko, despite his death.
Pein/Nagato -> 0. Aromantic, doesn't have much interest in dating any gender.
Kakuzu -> 10. Full pining for men, especially ones stronger and can take good care of him. Still acts like a primary schooler with a crush, despite being married for 34 years.
Hidan -> About a 1 or 2 originally, doesn't particularly care for anyone, romantic or not, until one day when that all changed. When he met his boyfriend, Deitana, when he boosted to a 10. Full homo.
Kisame -> 3. Bicurious at best, but his heart has been stolen by the woman of his dreams for many, many years.
Itachi -> 0. Asexual and Aromantic. Devoted to Izumi, scared to find another lover. He doesn't even feel that attraction anymore.
Sasori -> 0. Another Aromantic/Asexual.
Deidara -> 8.5. Bisexual, male leaning.
Zetsu -> 0. They don't even have the parts necessary—
Tobi/Obito -> 5. 50/50 on men and women. Prefers to have limited connections and relationships however.
