For the meme: Sebastian Monroe, Captain Flint, Mazikeen :)
O_o, hiiiiii! *waves* :) And thank you!
get them randomly assigned as your lab partner for a whole semester: Mazikeen. She seems to know a lot, so she probably knows science stuff, too, and if she doesn’t, she probably learns quickly. Plus, if anything went boom she’d would like, pull me out of danger - protect me with her life. I mean, assuming we are/become friends. And she’d be fun to work with, I think.
get trapped with them on a broken elevator for ten hours: Bass. I think it’s the safest option. I wouldn’t want him to be anywhere near explosive material or toxic substances in case he goes into general Monroe mode - and McDonald’s would definitely set him right off (FFS, we all know how he deals with annoying subordinates.) There’s only so much that can annoy him being stuck in a elevator apart from the situation itself (and he’s used to being cooped up) and he could be distracted from that, I’m sure. ;)
and they’re your employee trainer for your new job at McDonalds: Flint. He obviously knows how to win people over, so I think that he would be a good teacher; strict and demanding, but fair. And he’d stand up for his employees (granted they deserved it) and take no shit from petty annoying customers.
(I’d have Mazikeen as my employee trainer, too, but Flint and a lab… I don’t think so.)