#kawena

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Tarzan: Come along, Calvin!

David: Calvin? Wh- Why do you keep calling me Calvin?

Tarzan: Isn't that your name? Calvin Klein? Is written all over your underwear.

[arsonality-archived]

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here you go since you requested THAT much KGKSJGJSHGJJSF

[wormancer]

dump time! now featuring some furried ocs which is a. uh. rabbit hole. i’m not prepared to go down.

[incorrectdisney-meea]

Hercules: Do ya'll think lava would taste spicy?

David: Please, don't eat lava.

Phoebus, reading a book: You do you, Herc.

Milo: Actually, since is made of molten rock, it would probably taste very bland and dusty.

Hercules: Thank you so fucking much, Milo. You understand me like no one else.

[incorrectdisney-meea]

*Nani trying to drive while Lilo, David and the aliens fight and scream at each other*

Nani: I'm really sorry, Jane. But I already told you I can't make it.

*mess getting louder*

Nani: I got- daNCE PRACTICE AT FOUR, and then I gotta picK HER UP AT SEVEN-

Nani: *gets hit by a beach ball*

Nani: LILO, I SWEAR TO GWOD.

Lilo:

David:

Stitch:

Jumba:

Peakley:

[incorrectdisney-meea]

David: I choose *slams a Pokemon card on the table* PIKACHU!!

Milo: We're playing uno, where the fuck did you get a pokemon card from?

[incorrectdisney-meea]

David: I hope I get run over.

Milo: Oh, c'mon! It's Christmas, get in the spirit!

David: *sigh*

David: I hope I get run over by a reindeer.

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Phoebus: Tarzan would throw himself in front of a car for you!

David: Tarzan would throw himself in front of a car for fun-