#chateaupers

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J. Rolfe: I can't believe you're drunk again.

Phoebus: i'M nOt *hiccup* dRuNk!

J. Rolfe: Then tell the time.

Phoebus: *turns to the clock and points at it*

Phoebus: i'M nOt fUcKiNg dRuNk!

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Esmeralda: I'm cold.

Quasimodo: Here, sis. Take my jacket.

Esmeralda: Thanks, bro.

Phoebus: I'm kinda cold too...

Quasimodo: Well damn, Phoebus! I can't control the weather!

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Hercules: Do ya'll think lava would taste spicy?

David: Please, don't eat lava.

Phoebus, reading a book: You do you, Herc.

Milo: Actually, since is made of molten rock, it would probably taste very bland and dusty.

Hercules: Thank you so fucking much, Milo. You understand me like no one else.

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Esmeralda: *sneezes*

Quasimodo: Bless you.

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Phoebus: *sneezes*

Quasimodo: Shut the fuck up.

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Phoebus: I'm gonna have to call your mom.

Vanellope: Wich one?

Phoebus: Huh?

Vanellope: I have 15 of them.

Phoebus: How-

Vanellope: There's Snow, Ella, Rose, Ariel, Belle, Jas, Poca, Mulan, Tia, Punzie, Merida, Elsa, Anna, Moana and recently, Raya.

Phoebus:

Phoebus: *sigh* You know what-

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Phoebus: Merry Christmas!

Quasimodo: Merry... Chrystler!

Tarzan: Merry... Crisis!

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Flynn Rider: HEY, EVERYONE! SOMEONE JUST VOLUNTEERED TO BE DJ BDAY!!

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Phoebus, agressivly: Here at the fun zone, we live by one rule~

Phoebus: When is your birthday, you're always cool~

Phoebus: Parents and kids are all the same~

Phoebus, glaring deathly at Flynn Rider: Watch. As I do a dance. To your name.

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Edward: I would walk through fire for Phoebus!

Edward: Well... not fire, because I don't wanna get burned... But a super humid room!

Edward: Well... not that humid, because my hair-