The funniest thing about Kaz Brekker is that every time he found out a piece of information that the other Crows hated about themselves or maybe just didn't like about themselves all that much, he totally just repurposed it to his advantage AND made them feel better about it somehow?
Wylan: Yeah you can't use me as blackmail my dad would rather I die because I can't read
Kaz: Okay, and? You can still make a grenade. Also, what are your thoughts on identity fraud
Jesper: I'm a Grisha and I've been hiding it my whole life in shame and consolation to my mother's death
Kaz: Right, have you ever seen those old westerns where they whip out their guns really fast in a draw? That's your new job.
Inej: I can climb really well and sneak up on almost anyone, besides you for some reason, but you don't know that yet, because I haven't said a word to you
Kaz, who just laid eyes on her for the first time 3 minutes ago: How good are you with a knife?
Idk I also haven't read the books in a hot second so that's probably not how any of these interactions went but it's true in my heart guys

















