#kaze 077

[harveybwabbit92]

[The Wolf pack, Asoka and Kaze 077 are playing Scrabble.]

Asoka: My turn. Kwyjibo. K-W-Y-J-I-B-O, 22 points, plus triple word score, plus 50 points for using all my letters. Game's over, I'm outta here.[She’s about to leave, but Wolffe grabs her arm.]

Wolffe: Wait a minute, you little cheater. You're not going anywhere until you tell me what a kwyjibo is.

Asoka: Kwyjibo. Uh... [looks at Wolffe] a big, dumb, half-blind Northern Endorian ape. With no chin.[Wolffe is offended and angrily looks down at Asoka more]

Kaze-077: And a short temper.

Wolffe: I'll show you a big, dumb, Half-blind ape! [chases Asoka]

Asoka: Uh-oh! Kwyjibo on the loose!

[harveybwabbit92]

Asoka:[enters Jackal's Tavern] Uh... hello. Got a help wanted sign on the window?

Kaze 077: Uh, yeah. I need someone to help me with the midnight beer delivery. Your job is to distract Stryder until it's safely off the truck.

Asoka: I'll just wait out back until then.

Stryder: I look forward to working with you!

Rex: Asoka wait! You can't let yourself end up in a place like this. You've got two choices. You can give up on yourself and take the Beer-guarding job like so many of us have contemplated in our darkest moments. Or you can admit to yourself that there's only one place that can make you happy and do whatever it takes to get it back!

Asoka: You're right! But I'm gonna need your help.

( the bar’s clock strikes 12 and it tolls, Kaze jumps and whirls around to finds Stryder missing and the backdoor swing.)

Kaze 077: Oh My God!

Truck Driver: Beer delivery. Just sign here. Oh, No! It's you!

[loud crashing]

Stryder:[laughing] [Truck Driver: Hey!] Oh boy! [Truck Driver: give me that!] No! [empty metal containers rolling] ( Stryder burps loudly)

{Kaze collapses to her knees and starts sobbing, a random clone pats her on the back as Asoka and Rex back out of the bar.}

[harveybwabbit92]

Asoka: [to Kaze 077] You're a bandit chief? But you're so beautiful.

Kaze 077: It doesn’t matter how beautiful it looks, every flower has it’s thorns...Always keep that in mind.

[harveybwabbit92]

Jackal bandit underling: Ey’ 077, your boyfriend's downstairs.

[Sees Wolffe outside in handcuffs being led through the bandit camp towards her hut.]

Kaze 077: I'm single. You sure it's not your boyfriend?