#keeps eating

[witchblade]

these olives might kill me. im gonna black out

[hermity]

My friend is possessed by a gorilla. Smh

[damnonew]

i am an adult 

i shouldn’t have to deal with this pettiness anymore 

[zizzyblack]

you know you fucked up real bad, when the oreo rip-off you were trying to make, tastes horrible with milk

[stupidtumblrurl]

i ate 4 slices of toast with this margarine spread totally smothered on them and uh it expired in june? and yea my stomach feels like its being stabbed 

[eyebrowsthings]

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[evilhouseplant]

my tongue is furry

am i high?

am I high off vinegar peckish thins?