🚗 Keith is "the best pilot of the generation blah-blah-blah" so he is driving. Pidge seats on his left side because she needs airconditioning and personal space to survive. Lance and Hunk are on the back seat near the windows with Shiro between them, complaining all the time
🚗 shiro: why am I in the middle? it is not fair! i want to look at the window
lance: shhh, be quiet. as a six-year-old, you need a baby car seat. uncle Lance is too lazy for buying it today so thank your children gods...
pidge: IF SOMETHING HAPPENS TO OUR SON
hunk: *holding a super angry spacedad-son* don't worry. we will keep him safe and no accidents happen. right, Keith?
keith: *bumping into something and cursing* WHATTHEDAMN... oh, what? shiro? no accidents. of course. no accidents. safety. no accidents.
🚗 Matt was late (sleepy dork) so the only place for him left was a trunk. btw, it is the place where all the food supplies are stored. now he is happily sitting there with a package of chips in one hand and a thermos in another. sometimes paladins can hear some weird noises and see matt's hand bumping lance's head with a thermos
matt: GUUUYS WANNA SOME TEA???
🚗 everytime when keith gets angry
matt: *from the trunk* THE GIRL IS ON FIRE
🚗 hunk: WAIT STOP THE CAR NOW
hunk: *opening the door, falling out of the car and running away*
hunk: *returning with a happy face*
lance: did you just stop us to pat that doggo?
hunk: yup. a very nice doggo.
matt: TO SEE THE MARCHING
keith: *turning back and looking at lance's dorky face* what do you mean "what"? what do yOU FREAKING MEAN
pidge: you're welcome, lance
🚗 pidge: nuuuuuh i want wi-fi
lance: i want new headphones
matt: i want to do 🎶 nuh-uh-uh 🎶 oh-oh-oh 🎶
🚗 Keith and Pidge enjoyed listening to Windows opening theme on repeat. for 2 hours. these two had a perfect nerdy dancing party. don't judge them.
🚗 Paladins decided to have a snack. At McDrive:
shiro: two lattes, five cheeseburgers, six icecreams, one Happy Meal for Matt...
shiro: ... two Happy Meals
pidge: THIS CHIPS ARE ENDLESS OR WHAT
🚗 hunk: guys, look! the clouds are so beautiful today... this one is a duck, and that is a horse, and this is shiro's new haircut...
matt: ...and this is Lady Gaga...