Matt: Keith, do you wanna hear a joke?
Keith: I’m more into dark humor
Matt (turning off the lights): Okay, so my joke is...
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Matt: Keith, do you wanna hear a joke?
Keith: I’m more into dark humor
Matt (turning off the lights): Okay, so my joke is...
GIMME YOUR KETHXMATT HEADCANONS CAUSE THIS SHIP IS ALL I WANNA WRITE ABOUT RIGHT NOW.
Imagine if Plance and Katt decorate their places with their colors
Pidge and Lance would have such a beautiful, relaxing home. Everything is shades of blue and green and you get kind of an ocean and palm trees feel from it. 🌊 🌱 🌱
Then at Keith and Matt’s house fucking everything is red and orange with touches of gray and black and you gotta double check to make sure nothing’s actually on fire 🔥 Lance takes one look at the color scheme and the swords on the wall and says, “you’re never babysitting for us.”
(Katt high fives when he turnes away)
Lance: If I were a gardener, I’d put our tulips together.
Pidge: (giggles)
Matt: If I were a gardener, you’d be my hoe
Keith:...thanks
Keith: Do you ever wonder what your future spouse is doing?
Matt: *dreamily* What are you doing?
Keith: ...
Haha. I'm writing several of my chapters for my newest fic as episodes, so i write them out of order. One of them is just going to be told via vlogs by Matt. Matt to the camera: Well I bet you're wondering how we got here. Keith in the background doing his best to hold of a mob of enemies: Matt if you don't get over here and help me right now I swear to your ridiculous nameless diety that I will destroy you myself!
Matt, you gotta hurry, boy.
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Wholesome Katt?
Yes!!!!
Thanks to Matt Keith develops a good sense of humor and is able to laugh about himself a lot more than before
Matt loves to tease him, but he's always there for Keith. Keith likes to pout in response to Matt's teasing but he's not really mad. Nonetheless Matt has to give him kisses to make it up to him
Matt loves everything Keith does - he's amazed by his work with the Blades, amazed by his work with the Paladins, he loves downright everything about Keith. He tells him whenever he has the chance. Keith rolls his eyes but likes to lean into him in response
They like to compare their hair length
They are an absolute disaster together, but they work good together
Keith learns after a while that Matt has a really serious side to him as well. He adores it
The Holts treat Keith like a long lost son. Colleen loves Keith so much and always thanks him for taking care of her 'idiot son'
When Keith is sad, Matt has the best ideas to distract him: no matter if it's an alien strip club or a game of Russian roulette with five other Galra, Keith learned to take the things as they come with Matt Holt
Everytime Keith tells him he loves him, Matt kisses his nose and tells him he loves him, too
Send me a ship (sheith or rarepairs) and a mood (horny, wholesome, romantic)!