#kenarik

[hockeylvr59]

Thank you for the smut! The things I would let that man do to me... *fans self*

Trust me I know the feeling! I needed a cold shower after writing that. Glad you enjoyed it. 

[comphersjost]

Why make us choose? Write both!

oh both are in the works but which one do yall want to be finished first?

[71tenseventeen]

Huzzah! Stand up for what you believe Zhenya! Glad Parker got what he deserved and that G was so incensed that he had to check on Sid right after.

G knows that this is exactly the kind of thing that would make Sid feel bad or guilty or any number of other things. He also knows Sid is scared and is a little afraid to trust him fully. He just wants to make sure Sid is okay and doesn’t think G orchestrated it. He’s such a good man. 

[71tenseventeen]

I truly hope that Geno finds out about the paternity test and starts yelling at Parker loudly enough that Jen finds out, how could she not for the angry Russian Bear shouting. I also hope that Jen takes Parker to task, and possibly fires him, for going beyond what was agreed upon!

There will definitely be angry Russian Bear behavior. 

[swedishgoaliemafia]

bluecamellia replied to your post “okay quick vibe check as i’m going to bed is Jack Eichel a rat???”

my opnion is not valid but he does/did have a very rat-like haircut

ashipwreckcoast replied to your post “okay quick vibe check as i’m going to bed is Jack Eichel a rat???”

Nah he’s just a dick

fuhrmana replied to your post “okay quick vibe check as i’m going to bed is Jack Eichel a rat???”

Yes, but not culturally. It's why he's so irritated -- he has INSTINCTS that he's been raised to think are gross but the heart Wants What It Wants

kenarik replied to your post “okay quick vibe check as i’m going to bed is Jack Eichel a rat???”

Wererat maybe?

scribetuesday replied to your post “okay quick vibe check as i’m going to bed is Jack Eichel a rat???”

No but nobody believes him

captaincarter91 replied to your post “okay quick vibe check as i’m going to bed is Jack Eichel a rat???”

Rodent adjacent for sure.

onthesewings replied to your post “okay quick vibe check as i’m going to bed is Jack Eichel a rat???”

idk if the curly fur mutation happens in rats like in other animals, but if so, I could see a case for it. maybe a rheumy ferret.

zombiecreatures replied to your post “okay quick vibe check as i’m going to bed is Jack Eichel a rat???”

I mean I get a ferret vibe, but I could get rat

SO! We got every answer here ranging from Hard No to No, But People Think He Is to Yes But Half-Rat to Yes But Maybe Adopted and Doesn’t Know His Rat-Self? to Yes He’s a Rat to Maybe Just a Ferret?

The reason I ask is because I had the stupidest thought. That I ship Jack/Sam/Jeff, and in this vid Jeff and Sam have the HIGHEST VOICES, and we know that rats are into squeaks. So if Jack is into those two and those two get shrill and high-pitched then CHAIN RULE: Jack must be a rat.

Thoughts?

[catboy-vasilevskiy]

Congratulations! 🎉🎊🏆 Now go do something fun for the night! Even if it's just going to a movie! Do something to celebrate!

Thank you! 💙 I had a nice dinner with my family and now I'm just chilling and watching the scf game. I might make cookies or something later, tho!

[catboy-vasilevskiy]

💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙 Blue. Definitely Blue with lots of love!

Aww that's so kind! Thank you!

[mitcheemarns]

In this house we love and appreciate ALL THE GOALIES! With the minor exception for when they kick us out of the fucking playoffs, we're allowed to be mad at them then.

This is it, chief 😤😤