Out of context quotes from a session of Curse of Strahd
"Chill touch...better known as Litch slap"
"Can I vibe check his sermon?"
"I don't need to talk to people that's what I have all of you for"
"we are a bunch of 1%ers, we are here to solve your problems"
"yeah that's a good role, I am a persuasive little boy"
"the DND version of Pedialyte"
"Okay I need you to conjure me a cork board and red string I am gonna detective board this shit"
"hey...smile or die"
"Time is a weird soup"















