#kerasks

[keresofdeath]

im dying over these tags what kind of spell came over u last night 😭😭😭

i saw exactly one (1) dante post and then he started harassing me i swear to god

[brokenpocketwatch]

HATE

it's about FUCKING TIME

I've been in this bitch 7 years and nobody ever told me to delete my account

also I just noticed that right before the fuckin tittypocalypse, they added tagging to mobile asks

thanks tumblr

[brokenpocketwatch]

oh wormst is there an ask meme. i cant find it on ur blog but 13 & permutations of 5

ghost i know you meant multiples. you’re trying your best. i’ll be doing this with thor again cause he? my BOY.

5. Have you given your ship a name? nope but no time like the present. kror? thris? uhhhhh empathunder? like empathy and thunder... idk man!

10. What was your worst fight? oh man, i dunno. there was a time when we were both so stressed, that we just took everything out on each other. it didn’t help that my empathy powers just exacerbated the anger until i just finally broke down and everything went quiet. then we talked about it.

13. Have you ever broken up?  HELL NO

15 and 20 have been answered!

25. Who said “I love you” first? me, probably. it just slipped out one day, and thor likes to show verbal affection, so once i initiated it, i couldn’t stop him from saying it all the time.

30 and 35 have been answered!

40. A question not on the list? i’ll make up my own: what are my power and how do they affect him? i have powers of empathy, where i can feel and experience the emotions of those around me, and make others feel my emotions. i don’t always do it intentionally, it usually takes focus to not make others feel my emotions. as well, my appearance changes to reflect my mood- horns and red skin for anger, blue skin and thinness for sadness, bright fuzziness for happiness- which can be useful in combat. gotta love us mutants!

[brokenpocketwatch]

14-24, 30-35!!

@bottled-jellyfish i know this was you, i love u a lot

i’m gonna be doing this meme shipping myself with thor odinson of marvel, that big beautiful lightning boy

in this setting, i’m a mutant who meets thor before ragnarok (probably around the time pietro and wanda are introduced) and i fall for him, and i support him and his losses after ragnarok. i am ignoring infinity war. i am ignoring infinity war.

14. Scariest moment together? when thor returned after ragnarok, he was, understandably, very shaken up. the scariest times were when he couldn’t keep the traumatic memories at bay, and he would think asgard was still being invaded, and he was thrust into the arena- i’d use my empathy powers to try and soothe him, but they were still volatile times.

15. Happiest moment together? everything is quiet and there’s no fighting. we’re in bed together and just waking up in the afternoon, cause we’re allowed to sleep in. those soft, gentle moments where there’s no war and no pain and no choices to be made- where we can just lie there and forget we’re mutants and gods and just pretend to be human.

16. Are you or will you ever get married? would that make me an immortal pagan god by marriage? then absolutely yes. i have no idea of thor has a wife in the MCU but for now let’s go with No

17. Ideal way to spend time with one another? i like to hear his stories about asgard and travelling the nine worlds, and he likes to watch me affect people’s emotions from afar. we’ll sit on the couch and just talk for hours, or go to a cafe or diner and people watch. we’re simple lads.

18. Who has the higher sex drive? mE, he may be 23 in asgardian years but i am RARING to go

19. What areas do the two of you like to be kissed on? i like to be kissed on my neck, and he likes to be kissed wherever i want to kiss him.

20. What are the biggest relationship flaws the two of you have? there’s a cultural dissonance between us, because he is an immortal god and i am a modern mortal, so some of our values are different, and it can be hard to adjust to things. as well, i experience my emotions so strongly that they can affect him, and those emotions are not always good.

21. In which ways are you two the most similar? we’re both passionate about what we love, and interested in what the other has to say. no matter who is talking, we’re engaged.

22. In which ways are the two of you most different? thor is much more outgoing and energetic than i am, even after ragnarok. i’m more of a homebody, but he gets me excited and energeized, and i can bring him down from a high.

23. Who is the most affectionate? meeee, big time. i’m very touchy-feely and affectionate, i just love physical contact of any sort. i am practically climbing on him like a spiderman.

24. If the two of you are apart for a long time, who takes it the hardest? me, most likely, though that’s not saying much. i can handle distance, i can handle anything, but i’ll always have those moments when i ache for his touch.

30. Who is more possessive over the other? possessiveness, for me, is actually a bit of a turn-off, it’s not something i like to see. i don’t see thor as being possessive, per se, more protective than anything. i’m not possessive either- if he wants to go have a night with bruce and steve, they can have at it!

31. Who is better at dirty talk? What sorts of things do they say? thor. he says things in old norse that i can’t even understand but the ways he says them, i just know it’s something devilish.

32. Is jealousy a problem at all? no. i’m not the jealous type, and i don’t suppose he is either. we have a very openly communicative relationship, so if he were to tell me he was hit on the other day, it wouldn’t bother me. he’s a hot avenger, who wouldn’t hit on him! as for him, jealousy in a relationship doesn’t seem to be a thing for him.

33. What’s your favorite place to have sex? NEMO WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS. IN THE BED, LIKE ALL GOOD PAGAN-CHRISTIANS.

34. Who confessed first? it was me. after ragnarok i just couldn’t take it anymore and was like, look, i’m way into you and if you’re down i’d love to see if we could make things work. of course, i waited until after he was, you know, okay. and after a week or two, he came to me and said he’d like to try.

35. Who is more likely to surprise the other by joining them in the shower? thor. i’ll just be doing my thing when he comes in and is like “we’ll save water this way” but i really think it’s just an excuse to make sure i’m washing my hair. he’ll do it for me.

[brokenpocketwatch]

Secret Admirer, Love Letters, Date, teddy bears, gifts, and boys!

secret admirer: do you usually admire someone from afar or ask them on a date upfront?:  oh honey i’m way too timid to tell a person i like em. catch me staring at them across the room like a creep

love letters: are you a cheesy lovey dovey person?:  fucking absolutely, i wax poetic even about things that aren’t romantic. i’m full of sap and sugar.

date: have you ever stargazed with your s/o?:  no, but that sounds cute as hell!!!

teddy bears: are you clingy?:  i guess? i’m a very touchey-feely person, but idk if i’d describe myself as clingy.

gifts: do you prefer flowers or chocolates?:  flowers! i love flowers. chocolate is nice, but i prefer flowers.

boys: what’s your favourite thing about dating boys?:  i haven’t dated enough boys to know but probably definitely the face

[brokenpocketwatch]

U a bitch lolol anon hate

lol um okay thanks

i will forever immortalize this day as the day i got my first anon hate

[brokenpocketwatch]

Screeches I hate tumblr mobile cause it doesn't tell me when I have new messages >:( If you send me messages and I reply a few hours later, I'm sorry :P

[brokenpocketwatch]

misogynistic dickbag with a napoleon complex and shit art skills

caliborn

that was easy bruh but good job