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ART OF MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA (2017) from the Mass Effect Archives

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Long time no see! 💫 Hopping over here to share some concept art I threw together to introduce these two! A little project I think I'm gonna call... Silly In Space! 🪐🚀🌙✨

I conceived them last week and they've been running amuck in my head like crazy ever since. The rough concept is an episodic, comic-type series. Set in space, centered around two teams of space crews as they go on expeditions and missions. Involving alien stuff, planets, silliness, romance and of course.. tickles~ 💛✨ The stories would particularly revolve around these two. 💕

Meet Kett! 💚 The head of the defense system for one of the two crews, and a beloved member of their team as well! ❤️ And then there's the rabbit-alien girl, who's part of the other crew.. and who is still without a name. HELP (Please lol) 🙏

I've had a lot of ideas about these two.. Mostly sappy, tickly ones lmao. But this is how I envision their first encounter going! Still working out the details, but essentially she had to sneak aboard the other crew's ship. Kett as the defense system was alerted to her immediately, and well. Let's just say their methods of subduing are rather.. silly and unconventional. He's also just a big, flirty imp. 💞

Aiming to post simple intro pictures of them a little later~ Who knows how long my attention span will hold out, but I really hope it does! Because I really like what I've come up with so far!! I really hope you might too! 💜💜🪐

Inspired by shows like: My Life as a Teenage Robot, Futurama, Jetsons, Rolly Polly Olly, Meet the Robinsons, Corrector Yui, Magical Girl Pretty Sammy (iykyk) <33

[annoyingjelly]

"Baptism by fire…"

[plasticfreckles]

late night thought about uncanney valley, extraterrestrial life (mostly mass effect aliens), monsterfuckery and all that

brought to you by the fermi paradox hypothesis that alien life may be so immensely different from human life that we'd never find each other bc we're looking for Humanoid Signs and the Inhabitants of HIP-413b are looking for HIP-413b'ian Signs

i watch star trek and i play mass effect and consume monster pornography and im like

they kinda sexy

but lets be real if I opened the door to go to work one day and Garrus Vakarian stood in front of me

best case, uncanney valley hits like bruh your cosplay so good, so screen accurate it actually freaks me out

worst case, i shit myself and vomit on the spot or just straight up die bc I'd be terrified

like sort of, the appeal is that they're inhuman, yeah, but also that they're not real?

bc im trying to imagine a creature that's easily taller than my room height, covered in some sort of biological, scale shield against radioactivity with its waist the circumference of my forearm and extremities the dimensions of... idk sth tall and skinny you get the idea

he could tell me there's no shepard without vakarian all he wants i will not survive that encounter and not even bc he'd kill me or I'd kill myself bc honestly

i dont think the human mind is equipped for that. The average human mind can barely comprehend that the number of ESTIMATED stars in the OBSERVABLE universe is this number: 10^24. TO THE POWER OF TWENTY-FOUR. I DON'T EVEN KNOW 24 PEOPLe. Like for all that math is what makes up the universe [or so I've been told. i have dysalculia, i wouldn't actually know] if Just Some Guy can't process that how tf would JSG process The Very Model Of A Scientist Salarian?*

We all played Andromeda and watched Jaal stalk down those stairs and went 🥵 but if this mountain of skin easily thrice my mass came stalking down stairs towards me?? REALISTICALLY??? Evfra could call off his snipers and get the cleanup crew bc i died right there and evacuated every last of my orifices thankyouu.**

[angara [AND KETT HOLY SHIT] only get worse when u think about their origins but since I'm passed on before anyone even speaks it's not conducive to my point so im ignoring it]

also i think salarians would be worse bc they look rather close to what ThE gReEn MaRsMeN are depicted as

quarians and asari are just larping and cosplaying probably

but you know what would absolutely yeet me into the next life? NA'VI bc they hit alienism and uncanney valley at the same time and now translate that into conceivable carbon-based intelligent life? absolutely not goodnight

I once spent 10 bucks on an exclusive character in a Crusty Dating Sim in which you met that character's alien creators and MC straight up vomited and back then I laughed but honestly? probably same

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*dont actually tell me i dont wanna hear it

** dont talk to me about societal shift or whatever from having grown up with aliens and landing on an alien planet in an alien galaxy for human expansion thats not what this is about. its about that, take em outta mass effect and plop em in front of your door you're dead on scene

[mass-effect-anonymous]

CONFESSION:

I'm so fascinated by the kett. What percentage of the Andromeda galaxy have they conquered? They don't know how to build Mass Relays, but they've adapted for lengthy journeys anyway. Their twisted ideology clearly started before they reached the stars. I want to know more about them. And defeat them, of course.

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[destinysquared]

Kett OC

Sketch I made for the third place winner of my raffle on FA for: VoreWin of their Kett OC from ME: Andromeda! Congrats on winning the sketch and ty for participating <3 Commission Prices/Info Here

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Kett and Billy being... yea (kett belongs to @corvidmonster)