#ras al ghul

[bearcosmic]

Spleen Recovery Part 1

Damian: Timothy, now that we have we officially have a truce and are ‘brothers’ in definition if not in essence, I have prepared a present for you. Happy Birthday

Tim: Thanks Dami, i’m sure i’ll love it.

Dick: *tearing up* I love seeing you guys get along. Open it up Tim!

Tim, opening the present: . . . Damian is this what I think it is

Damian: Yes, you are welcome.

Dick: Is that— is that an organ Dames?

Tim: . . .

Dick: Damian? What!? How did you—WHY did you, WTF?!?

Jason: No fucking way

Tim: *tears in his eyes* this is the sweetest present i’ve ever got in my life.

Damian: I hope this will serve as a symbol of the new leaf we have turned.

Dick: Wait is that TIMS SPLEEN

Jason: I can’t believe the decrepit bastard actually kept it preserved in a jar. Where did you find it?

Damian: On a small stool besides his throne.

Dick: . . . Tim why don’t you open up your next gift. and for the love of God please put that away.

Tim: Wait i’m gonna be right back, I’m gonna go show B!

5 Minutes Later

Bruce: DAMIAN. DAMIAN CAN I TALK TO YOU PLEASE

[robs-your-robins]

Duke: Why is Damian refusing to talk to Tim?

Dick: So, you know how Ra’s refers to Bruce as “Dectective?”

Duke: Yeah…?

Dick: Well, apparently Talia’s phone broke the other day and she decided to check her dad’s for Bruce’s number. She apparently sent a… well, it was a text message for B’s eyes only.

Duke: And what? Tim read it?

Cass: I think it’s also important to remind you that Ra’s also calls Tim “detective”

Duke:

Dick, nodding gravely: Tim threw his phone down the stairs but somehow Damian found out and now he thinks that Tim is somehow after his mom as some sort of revenge.

Duke: That’s stupid, I mean Tim is dating Bernard and besides, he’s got zero interest in Talia.

Steph: Yes, but this is Damian and apparently he thought that Tim and Talia were too chummy the last time they met. You remember? That hostage situation a while back?

Jason, chucking: Oh yeah, I forgot. What did Damian say? “Drake, stop trying to seduce my mother with those infernal skinny jeans of yours”.

*in the distance*

Damian: YOU’RE NOT MY FATHER, DRAKE AND YOU NEVER WILL BE

[papayafromtv]

Damian and Jason have been playing a game of hot potato with being Ra's main heir because neither of them can be fucked to deal with the league responsibilities and then they get to Gotham and find out that the 'detective' nickname has been passed on from Bruce to Tim because Ra's likes Tim for some reason and they both perk up like rival stunt men about to team up to commit insurance fraud.

Tim: dude im so scared to tell Damian that i worked with his grandfather for a little bit. did you see how mad he was when he thought i'd stolen his 'birthright' by being Robin? he might kill me!

Dick: maybe we can find a way to break the news to him gently...

meanwhile, Damian, on the phone to Jason: THAT SUCKER. HE'S GOTTEN GRANDFATHER'S FAVOUR. WE'RE FREE.

Jason: FUCKING FINALLY-

Damian: WAR IS OVER TODD, NO MORE LEAGUE MEETINGS. WE FINALLY DISAPPOINTED HIM ENOUGH THAT HE'S MOVED ON TO A NEW TARGET.

Jason: this is the biggest accomplishment of our lives.

Damian: i truly can't comprehend how we lasted this long in the runnings anyway, but thank god it's over.

Jason: does Tim know what he's in for? did you tell him Ra's will be gunning for him now?

Damian: what am i, a nice person? of course not.

Jason: atta boy.

[thelazydetectivecat]

Surprise it's a boy?

Danny messed up

Okay hear him out he was invited by Sam to attend with her to wayne gala after her divorce as emotional support and of course what kind of friend would he be if he didn't go to support her during one of the most rough phases in her life? Tucker was quite literally in another country so no matter how much he wanted to be there to attend he couldn't but he was on a comms so that worked as well.

Sam was very clingy at first and Danny couldn't blame her she had just gotten divorced and all the people she talked to were only talking and making fake pity parties for Sam. All the rumors about the husband using her and Sam fighting tooth and nail to keep her company as well as her children. She was exhausted obviously.

If they were in their teenage years he was pretty sure Sam from the past would yell at the current one to get over a man who clearly used her and was not worth spending so much time worrying about. Except Sam loved him with every inch of her heart trusted him completely had children with him only to be backstabbed. Shes very vulnerable and in a bad headspace

Danny the ever so high king of the infinite realms luckily managed to shut down any conversation or shift it towards something else.

When they were alone at the snack bar away from everyone else they started talking it was mostly Sam venting and Danny and Tucker reassuring her and comforting her just being there listening to her they went to the garden to talk about it more privately.

Which is where they messed up. At the time they left for the garden the Wayne's had some sort of theatrical moment that neither Sam nor Danny had the energy to deal with and they were in a very emotional moment they needed privacy from!

So imagine they're surprised when Brucie Wayne followed them to the garden in the middle of Sam having a mental breakdown. Danny gave a glare that said "screw off I don't have time for you" and of course he didn't instead Sam was full on crying not having the energy to even pretend to be okay or even hide it as now the three of them Danny , Tucker and Brucie were comforting Sam.

At some point Sam fell asleep in Danny's arms and he sighed reluctantly thanked Bruce and was about to leave before getting stopped. He offered for them to stay the night to which Danny accepted after realizing that he doesn't know how to drive and Sam was the one who drove them there and he would get lost or attacked in a Gotham trying to leave it.

They left Sam in one of the hotel rooms they started talking and one thing led to another and let's say in the morning Danny woke up alone with clothes scattered all over the place.

At the time the worst thing he thought would happen was Sam yelling at him for his recklessness.

Little did he know

Ghost biology is a mix of logic and a wizard messing things up randomly.

Because 3 months later he found out he was pregnant. How you may ask? He went to his doctor only to find out about this. He honestly didn't know what to think he was in his apartment staring at his wall as if contemplating his life choices when it came to the living world.

He had been single for over three decades last relationship being with some guy in college who ended up disappearing from the face of the earth one random day. He was the ghost king and sometimes he barely had time for himself what would he do with a child?

He did have nieces and nephews. Jazz with her husband as well as from Sam and Tucker heck even Ellie! He did often babysit them for days on end or weeks if clockwork sent to one of them on a mission that could count to experience right?

But he knew one thing he was keeping the child and the pregnancy would be quiet and he would deal with Mr Wayne once his drama was over because apparently not even after a day of them sleeping together there was some sort of drama with him and his children. Plus he did not want to explain to the guy that he basically slept with the literal space between life and death and basically one of the strongest of beings in the entire multiverse.

Because that would go well.

Somewhere between the five month mark of his pregnancy an assassin lady took the liberty of trying to assassinate him because apparently she's a mother of the youngest Wayne and was spouting some nonsense about how Damian should be the only blood son of Bruce Wayne.

Dumbass with a superiority complex so Danny had to knock Bruce Wayne from his high horse to the lady because apparently she viewed him as something akin to the perfect man.

So the conversation went a little something like this.

"Thus Damian-"

"Lady. You deliberately broke into my apartment without knowing who I am and proceed to talk about inheritance."

Talia looked at him unimpressed

"Daniel Janus nightingale barely graduated high school a boy who inherited the company of the deceased vlad Masters and renamed it and sharing it with your sister as you both work on different departments. Your parents have disowned you after you rejected to claim their company and continue the legacy of ghost hunting. From there at the age of of 19 after taking a gap year working odd jobs despite your income you went to university where you were in a spontaneous relationship with a man who disappeared after 3 months of dating. You have a small social circle that is Sam Manson and her family , Tucker folly , your sisters Eleanor iris nightingale and Jasmine with their families. Eleanor being a lost child when your mother gave birth to her in a bad hospital. You often donate a lot of money to charity without a care in the world , volunteered soup kitchens talk badly about other millionaires except your friend , have been single for the past 30 years and have just been living a mundane life"

Danny laughed

"Oh lady you only saw the surface. lady do you believe in the supernatural? Would you believe me if I told you I was a teenage vigilante who managed to become one of the strongest beings in existence as well as the ruler of the undead? Why would I need a living millionaire's money when I have an empire that keeps expanding infinitely with every second that passes. Why would I need to inform Mr Wayne of his son only for the inheritance and when I can give so much more than he ever could in a thousand lifetimes? I'm the in-between of life and death do you truly believe that the things you have found out about me are the truth or am I too good at hiding my tracks? You learn after being hunted by the government after all. So unless you want to step up and become a parent to my unborn child seeing as it's clear that your own child doesn't talk to you then you have no reason to stay"

Talia only looked at him skeptically as if trying to see if he was lying though she couldn't detect one she left but didn't stop trying to assassinate him she constantly broke into his house and every time he knew she was there he started talking as if he was live on social media platform. Often times even asking her to run to the grocery store to get him his cravings while he cleaned the kitchen.

Overtime she stopped trying to assassinate him and sat on his couch listening to him ramble about whatever he wanted being as open as a book to her because he simply wanted to. If anything went wrong he could fix it.

At some point her father came along but Danny took him out as quickly as he arrived and proceeded to dump him in a dumbster along with the other assassins that came with him which was quite a pile as he screamed whose insane grandpa that was.

Slowly but surely Talia what's opening up and it only spiraled from there they would talk for hours upon hours sometimes not even realizing that the sun was coming up and eventually she stayed with him like a uninvited raccoon that refused to leave.

Surprisingly she was with him when he gave birth to a little boy who he decided to name Allen Joseph nightingale. And throughout his recovery Talia was the one there for him eventually he joked about Talia acting like his wife only for her to look at him dead in the eyes and say.

"Beloved you are the wife I'm the husband taking care of her wife after birth"

Apparently he was wife material and Talia decided he was hers now not that he fought it they got married at least on paper he was planning the wedding with her eventually although he did feel a slight chill every time she looked at him as if wondering something.

"I wonder if Bruce could get you to conceive a child could I perhaps do the same thing..."

Yeah he got wifed up by a pretty assassin lady he also may or may not have forgotten to mention it to anyone he knows and when he did say it easy to say that they freaked out but it's fine right?

Only it wasn't because the literal bat and robin of gotham showed up on his door while he was taking care of his baby.

"Uhhh hi? What can I do for you today sir?"

"You're married to Talia where is she"

"Yes I am and she's in the kitchen what do you want?"

"Are you aware that she's an assassin"

"Yes I'm aware she tried to assassinate me the first one time we met"

"Did she force you to marry her?"

"No apparently I got wifed up after I messed with her and her failed assassinations on me"

"Did she-"

Talia came from the kitchen

"Ah Damien it is time you meet your younger brother and stepfather and Bruce it is time for you to meet your child!"

Talia sounded cheerful as the duo were stunned and Danny immediately realized that Talia just exposed their identities because Danny mentioned he wasn't sure how to tell Bruce about said child

"Talia did you-"

"My beloved gave birth to him!"

Stunned silence and the bat eyed Danny and then as if to remember something before he could say anything Danny spoke first

"Ghost biology I didn't know either"

This was going to be a strange situation to explain

[veliya01]

Since ra's half Chinese I thought it would be neat for him to wear those clothing too but thinking of Talia and Damian in them really made me determined to draw these, I'm so Sorry for reposting the same thing over and over✌😭

[fanfic-prompts-from-the-depths]

DP X DC Prompt - The Lazarus Mermaid

Danny is monitoring natural tears in the veil, and learns about certain ones that manifest as pools of ectoplasm. He thinks it would be cool to swim around in it, and because ghost forms are mostly based on emotion and how a ghost wants to look, bada bing bada boom, he’s a mermaid.

He’s not mad about it per say. He changes back whenever he leaves the pools. And he’s got bioluminescence! That’s just cool on principle alone. He likes the cool eldritch vibes it gives him, and the claws, sharp teeth, and glowing lures are sick af.

He goes exploring in some of these pools one day only to have something fall in before he breaches the surface. His ghost sense recognizes that it’s a revenant, and the surrounding ectoplasm is messing with the poor thing’s developing core. He can’t let this stand! So Danny, being the good noodle he is, takes the guy by the arm and drags him back up to the surface. It’s a cave of some sort, and Danny’s surprised to find humans standing around the edge of the pool, gaping at him with wide eyes.

He feels like he might have just walked into something he shouldn’t have.

-

When Jason is first pushed into the Lazarus Pit, a white haired, green glowing mer saves him.

Does he cure the Pit Madness?

Do they escape?

Does the League of Assassins capture them both?

[rheitais]

Dani: Tax evasion? Seriously??

Danny: Its that or spending quality time with Walker-

Dani: I'll take the tax evasion.

Danny: Pleasant!

Dani: Ancients I hate you.

Danny: Love you two Dani!

_____

Dani: Uh, Creepy ahh basement man.

Ras al Ghul: I see we have an unwanted guest.

Dani: Wow you sound like a fruitloop.

Talia: Who sent you child?

Dani: Female fruitloop. That's new. Are you...*looks at the list Danny gave her* Talia and Ras Al Ghul?

Ras: So you know who we are.

Dani: Wouldn't be trying to confirm it if I did- *gets attacked* Bro. No manners here?

Ras: Quick on her feet. Has Lady Shiva finally taken in another?

Dani: Oh! I need to see her too actually. Anyway, Pretty sure Dad says this thing works like soul shredder.

____

Gnomon: Join me or perish.

Duke: I really rather not. I don't even know you.

Gnomon: Duke Thomas this is not our first meeting.

Duke: Yeah I gather that mister Lightshow-

Dani: Oh wow there are just evil parents everywhere huh.

Duke: Miss maybe don't stand next to him.

Gnomon: And who are you?

Dani, stabs him: The IRS. *Gnomon disappears*

Duke: Did you just-?

Dani: He isn't dead. So your his kid. Duke right?

Duke: Um I don't feel like I should answer that.

Dani: Running will only make this process longer.

Duke: WHAT?!

Dani: I am the IRS, please it doesn't hurt. It's just a prick.

Duke: You are starting to sound like a doctor.

Dani: Close enough- *stabs Duke*

____

Billy as Captain Marvel: Hello Miss are you lost?

Dani: Oh, welp not anymore.

Billy: Oh?

Dani: How many of you are either?

Billy: I'm sorry?

Dani: Eh- maybe this will go fast if you just go.

Billy: Miss- *poofs*

Dani: Honestly who makes kids play an adult hero?

____

Constantine: Oh good seeing you again Little Lass.

Dani: Hi John. Drunk again?

Constantine: You know it. Has my time come? Have they assigned you as my grim reaper?

Dani: Nah, I'm playing IRS.

Constantine: Ew

Dani: I know.

Constantine: Am I on there?

Dani: Was that seriously a question?

Constantine: Fair enough. Not gonna take me now are ya?

Dani: Honestly saving you for last because you are you and I rather have someone I know as the last person.

Constantine: Fair enough, how can I help ya?

Dani: Who is this guy?

Constantine: Batsy?! That's crazy shat right there.

Dani: A friend?

Constantine: Something like that.

Dani: Directions please?

____

Dani: This place gives total Sam vibes.

Damian: Watch where you are walking.

Dani: Dick.

Damian: You walked into me.

Dani: Well if you weren't taking up the whole sidewalk- Wait your Damian Wayne.

Damian: You have eyes congratulations.

Dani: And here I thought you were cute but you are just a prick.

Damian: Have you lived under a rock?

Dani: I'm not even from this rock.

Damian: Pardon?

Dani: No. *Stabs Damian*

____

Dani, eating popcorn: Two for one deal?

Jason: I don't need you trailing me old man.

Bruce: You are on a list. Signal and Robin are missing. You and Batgirl are next. You refuse to report in.

Jason: With good reason. God if I knew you would be like this I would have went with the boogyman.

Bruce: Do not joke about this Hood.

Jason: You are scared about a vague description of a girl with a sword. News flash WE know about 6 ladies with swords. Hell it could be Cheshire and she finally lost it.

Dani: Cool name.

Jason: Agreed. Wait who-

Dani: Hi.

Batman: Civilian, it's not safe for you to be out now.

Jason: You've gone senile. Does she look like a civvie to you?

Dani: Do I even count if I don't live here?

Jason: Who are you?

Dani: The IRS.

Jason: I'm legally dead, I don't pay taxes.

Bruce: Hood. We are going to have a conversation about that later.

Dani: Oh, no I'm not the living IRS so yes I'm here for you and you. I guess you were talking about me.

Jason: The dead pay taxes?

Dani: Eh more like you get to fight it out in court or something or whatever I don't actually know the details.

Bruce: The girl with the sword and list.

Dani: Hi! ACTUALLY this is doing me a solid. You are Bruce and Jason right? I need to find this guy because he is apparently tied to like a million court cases.

Jason: Am I hallucinating?

Bruce: Where are my children?

Dani: Child. Damian? The asshole is waiting his trial with his mom and granddad thing. Pretty sure the Duke guy isn't your kid. Help or no help?

Jason: Who are you looking for?

Bruce: RED HOOD!

Dani: Jack something.... Jack Napier!

Jason: OH I CAN HELP WITH THAT ONE!

_____

Dani, finally done: Look at that lobby.

John, her last soul: I thought I was a problem.

Dani: Not even close! Honestly I think Dad just wants to scold you again.

John: He probably will.

Dan: There is no probably. Everyone else has due process but you. You know the drill.

Dani: Dad caught you?

Dan: I am playing security because apparently one of the little psychos you picked up wanted to stab people.

Dani: Joker?

Dan: Was that his name?

Dani: title I think.

John: Mass serial killer.

Dan: So I was right, he isn't special.

John: Lad I'm pretty sure only you can say that.

Bruce: Constantine.

John: Oh shi-

Jason: Damn you know him? Like personally?

Dani: It's-

Dan: Complicated.

Dabble inspired by Death and Taxes

[Masterpost]

[batattack409]

Damian has to be the first kid in history who’s parents would be disappointed in him for wanting to become a doctor