#kid no

[pocketramblr]

OFA Hiveheart AU: Can you imagine a version of this AU where DFO is at home on a semi-regular basis (Not disfigured/potatoed) and the first time Izuku sees his dad he's getting some out-of-place feelings of... Is that fear? (And uncertainty, doubt, shock, etc)

Doesn't need to see him, just a picture would do- and he certainly didn't expect the rush of emotions it brought with it. The vestiges tend to be quiet in his home, enjoying the comfort, the amusement about his All Might collection wore off and it all just became normal.

Until the sight of the tall, white haired man sets off shock- resignation- doubt- fear- anger- uncertainty- horror- hatred and sends Izuku reeling, baffled, because what just set them all off???

[crownedjuicebox]

@lokatattur​

“I’m not sure why I can’t look at it. I’m getting to be big and I’m a king.”

[rubidusmagnet]

Sooo, whatcha packing under those pants?

Its Sexual Sunday So...

“ And whose asking that while hiding their face from me? Bet you’re just aching to be taken hard with what I’ve got if you’ve been mulling over the thought a bit.”

Kid, while maybe being only a bit over the average length, is rather packing in the girth department. There is a big reason why he usually fingers someone open with a minimum of three digits before even considering fucking them.

[yo-y-mis-weas]

Tony: no vas a salir con Mysterio.

Peter: Pero papá! Wade tam.... (mejor se calla)

[climbed-a-tree]

Conversations overheard at Chinese Buffet

Sister: “Wait, so, are soap bubbles solids, or liquid?”

brother: “Yes.”

Girl: “You can’t eat all that. You covered the entire plate with chicken. Again.”

Boy: “I did not! Half of this is fried cheese sticks.”

Girl: *Glares frustratedly at boy eating chicken*

Son: *fishes ice out of water glass

Mother: “Wait, no, ice goes in the water, not in the soup, Thomas, sto-”

Son: *drops ice in soup, while staring pointedly at his mother*

Child: “Does egg drop soup have eggs in it?”

Yet the same girl: “You seriously filled the entire bowl with jello.”

the same boy again. *muffled laughter*

Their presumed mother: “No, I think there’s peaches in there- nope. Jello.”

Boy: *Muffled laughter and slight wheezing*

[lunar-wandering]

How I imagine a heist between Joker, Akai, and KID would go

Joker: Take that Yawning-jerk!*Sprays water at him using a hose* Akai: *Shrieks, falls into gift shop* *A cat comes in* Joker: *Shrieks* KID:* Picks up cat, laughing.* You're scared of this? Joker: SHUT UP *Akai comes out of the gift shop with a plastic fish, swings the fish at Joker and by consequence, KID* KID: *Shrieks* *Moment of silence as they all stare at each other* *Five minutes later* Joker, KID, Akai: *Unholy screeching* Police officer: Shoulden't we arrest them? Oniyama, Nakamori, All the other detectives: *Eating popcorn* Nah, this is quality entertainment

[only1one1me]

Stop eating the confetti. My art.