#spiderchild

[dieplz]

Peter, a Professional Gen Z kid, after realizing that Vision is literally an Internet in a humanoid form: Hey, mr. Vision.

Vision: Yes, Peter?

Peter: And they were roommates.

Vision, without hesitation: Oh my god they were roommates.

Tony: Wha-

———

Peter, throwing an empty Dr. Pepper can into the trashcan: THIS BITCH EMPTY

Vision, without looking up from his paprikash: YEET

Tony:

Tony: What.

———

Peter, pointing at a trashcan he set on fire: *John Mulaney impression* This is an on-fire garbage can...

Vision, also pointing at a trashcan: Could be a nursery.

Tony, running towards the trashcan with a fire extinguisher: WHAT.

[sobbing-eternally]

*loki’s birthday*

peter, handing loki a badly wrapped box: happy birthday mr loki!

loki, unwrapping the gift to find a toy version of mjolnir: what is this?

peter: i know you were sad about not being able to life mr thor’s hammer so i got you your own :)

loki:

loki, choking up slightly: ᵗʰᵃⁿᵏ ʸᵒᵘ

[yo-y-mis-weas]

[overheardavengersquotes]

Peter: hydrate or die-drate

[sonic-spade]

The true marvel millennial

We all talk about Spider-Man and Shuri but but we are sleeping on the real OP: Vision. He’s two years old and literally built from the internet. You don’t think he would use vines as a way to talk like a human?

[sparradile]

I also need you all to appreciate these sparkling spider eyeballs

[flower-vixen]

Have ya'll noticed Ive been abruptly struck with a sudden love for spiderbabie bc

I n h a l e

I was

Send me all your spider man / Peter Parker + spiderverse shit be it headcannons, art or vids s e n d

[shadowstalker21]

Tony:-- What the hell were you thinking?

Peter :-- Please Mr.Stark I was just trying to be a good person!

Tony :-- What? Why?

Stephen :-- That's the stupidest thing I ever heard.

Tony:-- Yeah don't do stuff like that ever again.