#kid tag

[kamazo-the-killer-offical]

i miss you and i want to hang out with you.. i demand your time

@eustass-official

fafafafa

Of course, you know I’m always up to spend time with you

did you have anything specific in mind

[propinquitous]

lately i've been adding shit to My Cart and getting all the way to check out and then just closing the window. it's like almost tricking myself into the serotonin of a purchase and then not spending money and then getting a little hit of good behavior serotonin instead. i don't actually need to purchase anything, not that silk top for an office i only go into a few times a month even though yes i still have and will probably always have the fifteen pounds of post partum weight that means a lot of clothes don't quite fit anymore, nor that really lovely icelandic wool yarn because for fuck's sake i have enough projects in the wings, etc etc. in these trying times both personal and political i do miss having little treats to look forward to but i am forcing myself to not be a dipshit because childcare is insanely expensive and the only reward i can conjure for myself is a little pat on the head by my inner elementary school principal when i close that window.

[aniron48]

Our almost-6-year-old is telling us what he learned in school about the Revolutionary War and it is sounding increasingly unhinged.

“There were English ponies and American ponies and it was PONY VERSUS PONY.”

“The American pony killed all of England!”

Sorry to England for our genocidal pony war I guess

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Our town has a local... D&D store, essentially, along with similar games like Pathfinder, etc.

My friends have talked about it a good bit, so I went to check it out today. I knew I'd want to spend money there, so I didn't bring any. Which was then sad, because... Well. I hadn't brought any money for the cool things.

There were figurines, tiny dice (I might actually buy some of those), books, etc...

But by far the highlights were the InteractionsTM.

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Employee 1: Can we help you find anything?

Me: No, my friends just talk about this place all the time, and I-

Employee 1: I'm so sorry.

Me, laughing: No, this place is awesome.

Employee 1: Thanks! We try. Well, I try. I don't know about [Employee 2].

Employee 2: HEY! .... Why ya gotta call me out like that?

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There were also 2 girls, maybe 7 and 9 years old, who took one look at me and apparently decided I was their Nemesis (in a playful/joking way), so there was a lot of banter there.

[dearratboii]

With all the new Trigun hype, I remembered I made a Trigun oc like 3 years ago. So here’s my boy, Kid. Maybe I’ll draw him more idk,, but if anyone wants to know more about him I’d be happy to share

[thefastestaround]

I Guess Pietro has Kids? || Accepting @themckaytriarchy

Name: Mara McKay (They both take Tess's name)

Gender: Female

General Appearance: Dark skin from her parents with sharp facial features. She's surprisingly on the shorter side compared to the rest of her family. Her hair is as white as Pietros, only with two obnoxious dark strands that are hard to control and sweep up like her father's. She was born with brown eyes like her brother, but her mutation caused them to become metallic silver, light reflecting as such. Her body has more curves and softness than her parents, but still relatively strong and athletic.

Personality: Calm and reserved. Her older brother is the wild child of the family, and she is his foil. But she is the one who is quicker to anger and take real action, sometimes coming up with a plan weeks or months in the making to get back at someone. She is also very studious, inheriting her father's quick mind to aid in her studies.

Special Talents:/Mutation: Organic metal production and manipulation. She can turn parts of her bones, skin, and even eyes into a very strong organic metal and control it like her grandfather. Non-organic metals do not react unless she adds something of herself, usually blood. The process of changing her body like this is incredibly painful, but she does heal from these effects quickly, a trait from her mother when she transforms. She knows how to fight with her powers, having training in marksmanship and close combat/bladed weaponry.

Who they like better: Tess when she's levelheaded and Pietro when she wants to retaliate with something.

Who they take after more: Neither. She takes more after her grandfather Erik more than anyone.

Personal Headcanon: Her powers developed early in life like her brother's, only she was able to learn and adapt quicker. It did end up a very bloody and traumatic experience, but Tess was able to help her along the way.

[outpost-31]

kid 2 seconds before rabanne's punch turned them into a puddle of corpse

[aibidil]

Flashback to the time my kid thought the words to the Smiths’ “Ask” were  Because if it's not love Then it's the bum, the bum, the bum, the bum The bum, the bum The bum that will bring us together