#kiitsooc

[kiitshifts]

bro i love my job at the lab. they all love me and i can basically do whatever the hell i want. so sorry ur blood test is being done entirely by a underage volunteer. i'll do it right though i even did all of the annual training courses for them. they buy me snacks and i lowkey do their job.

i say "i'm here to make your iob easier" and i mean it. i'm bored let me load the samples let me use the centrifuge let me put in the order entries i will do your job for free keep me busy!! i stock shit for fun keep me away from sorting your accreditation files though

[kiitsreality]

my biggest hear me out is edward art's voice...

[kiitshifts]

i know the political climate this episode was written in as we have the resident gay give an intersex child a speech on what gender they align with and not to kill themself. this show is such a product of its time but it's on the right side of history so it's gonna slide

[kiitshifts]

YIPPEEEE KIT SHIFTS TURNED 1!!!

[kiitsreality]

guys the ONLY failproof way to manifest is a blood sacrifice under the full moon where you drink 2032349809 gallons of water and shouting "claim" at the moon. only do this after 90843583 weeks of reprograming and entering the void though.

[kiitsreality]

made my man in the simsss

[kiitshifts]

i love the lab so much. go ahead and draw blood so i can test my blood type. yes i might pass out. i didn't feel bad at all and i'm o+.

[kiitsreality]

do y'all know who the person who keeps saying they're leaving and it's been months of it...