#kill santa

[shallowseeker]

Jack holiday fic with Santa and/or Krampus

Sam thinks it’s super cute that Jack writes a letter to Santa...

Dean mails it off because he’s cheeky and the lady at the post office (MARTA/DARLENE from Lebanon episode) had a Santa letter program.

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It turns out to be a VERY BAD thing because Jack's letter has his signature, which is infused with a power that Christmas demons can use to TRACK him.

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Cas finds out + instantly sees the problem; He realizes that Santa-adjacent figure must be on the way to kill or kidnap Jack. ("What the fuck, Cas? You want us to kill Santa?")

So TFW 2.0 is staying up late on Christmas Eve with the FULL intention of killing whatever tries to get past the bunker warding.

Visually, you get TFW trying to murder Santa.

Some fun notes: Krampus carries chains, thought to symbolize the binding of the Devil by the Christian Church. He thrashes the chains for dramatic effect. The chains are sometimes accompanied with bells of various sizes.

Of more pagan origins is the Rute, a bundle of birch branches that Krampus carries and with which he occasionally swats children.The Rute may have had significance in pre-Christian pagan initiation rites. The birch branches are replaced with a whip in some representations. Sometimes Krampus appears with a sack or a basket strapped to his back; this is to cart off evil children for drowning, eating, or transport to Hell. Some of the older versions make mention of naughty children being put in the bag and taken away.

[sundermunder]

[hopthebut]

Danny Gonzalez // I'm Gonna Kill Santa Claus (2018) source: https://youtu.be/eSFhd-CGIWU

[tomotakinomissilestrike]

ow

santa kicked my ass and i was unconscious during christmas.

[thischristianguy]

Final got back to that cabin on Mount Premise.

[yejehehe4746]

killing santa

ok so I got

(guns, stabbing, flamethrower, anvil, super dangerous slide, and fall damage)

writing down! YIPPE :]

@littleladylav @xxmoonduskxx @artsy-anonymous

[peopleasproducts]

[vintageitalia]

Kill Santa Claus