#killerbeetes

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I just have to THINK about carbs and my blood sugar starts climbing.

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Wondering why I had a headache this morning... Oh. Shit.

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*Ringmaster voice* Now, Ladies and Gentlemen, for your viewing pleasure

THE... HUMAN... YO-YO...

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Diabetic Pick-up Line

So, you say you like rollercoasters?

*Checks BGL*

Then you'll loooooove me.

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Weird Confession

I actually kinda like the smell of insulin.

It smells clean, and kinda like home to me

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Lantus has been hurting a lot lately, so I've written a song for the occasion

*to the tune of The Sound Of Music at 12:05am*

The Diabetic's awake, with the fear of Lantus,

The needles have stung, For a thousand yearssssss!

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Showed up to my endo appointment. Don't have my pump, lost my meter this morning, and I haven't kept any record.

Apparently I showed up just to say hi.

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Boyfriend Appreciation Post

This boy is the absolute man of my dreams.

- He sets up my pump sites so I don't have to.

- He reminds me to check my blood sugar, especially if he detects any mood changes.

- He conducts sniff tests on my sites to see if they are leaking.

- He brings me everything I need and let's me stay in bed when I'm having a bad diabetes day.

- He does everything he can to understand, and shows great self restraint in not eating all my lollies.

- and today this absolutely glorious human looked after me when I was sick, holding back my hair as I puked and cleaning all the mess when I missed. He brought me sugar free Powerade and tried to make sure I was at least getting a little bit of food into my system and didn't have ketones.

This boy is an absolute saint. He is my hero, and I am so lucky to have him in my life. Ryan, you make diabetes almost bareable.