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Barty w/ literally anyone be like:
every time i see that someone ships barty x sirius it’s like ohhhh okay so ur really cunty. ur like a hot bitch who serves cunt all the time. love that
gooood morning (i was late to work today 😋)
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Remus: I waited three and a half years (to fuck Sirius)
Remus: white man (Barty) did it one week
Remus: I said I waited three and a half years—
thinking about jarty fucking sirius again. james is kissing up his chest and palming him & barty is fingering him dry, sirius is sandwiched between them on his knees, crying from the stimulation. barty slaps his face & james kisses his tears off, james whispers praise in his ear - "you're doing so well," "you feel so good," - and barty's degrading him - "you get off on being used, don't you?" "you'd look prettier passed out," - at some point they're eating him out together, sirius' legs hooked over each of their shoulders and james and barty are cleaning their cum right out of him, sirius is grabbing at anything he can and screaming - it's too much -, james is sucking his dick and barty's fingerfucking him again
au where after sirius sees his ex-boyfriend barty get thrown into azkaban after his father gave neither of them a fair trial (or one at all) they work together to get out and kill bartemius crouch sr.
meanwhile, regulus is losing his mind bc his brother/best friend are in prison and he knows theyre both innocent so he convinces james (who is still alive) to help him get them out
prison break plans and spy stuff ensue, leading to sirius and barty remembering how to care about each other and escaping mostly safely and reuniting with regulus and james
toxic yuri couples and their melissa third wheels