why is this setup lowkey sexual
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why is this setup lowkey sexual
thoughts on prince mario if him and peach get married? (way down the line of course lol)
how would he handle it all?
LOVE the thought of Prince/King Mario! 💓👑
Quick tangent regarding the title itself: I have been considering the headcanon that in order to become King or Queen, a sovereign must share the throne with a spouse; hence why Peach was always referred to as "Princess" throughout her life despite being the sole ruler of her realm, and would be designated as such until the day she would finally announce her marital union with Mario. It would be the equivalent of calling her a maiden, so to speak!
Mario's royal title would only be in actual use after the wedding ceremony, but I imagine that most toads would already whisper it excitedly among themselves as soon as he and Peach would officially start courting. The words "future king" would be on everyone's lips, and he would inevitably hear those in a few hushed conversations while taking Peach on various romantic excursions in town.
It would feel... odd, to say the least. Naturally, he would worry; fearing that he may not be remotely qualified to handle such a colossal responsibility nor have what it takes to rule a kingdom. But Peach would be quick to reassure him, reminding him of his great benevolence and noble heart. Of his undaunted courage and tremendous selflessness. Of all the things that really do make him a gifted and most wonderful leader. She would be there to assist and guide him, showing him how most administrative tasks are delegated to committees and that sharing the workload throughout the castle is very important. She would tell him this with a knowing smile, alluding to his less than healthy habit of always handling things on his own, and with her help, he would gradually become more accustomed to the idea.
To his own surprise, it would reveal to be a lot less intimidating and complicated than he had previously thought. The role itself would be fairly manageable, albeit monopolizing and mentally tiring on some days. Mario would come to miss the leisure and spare time that he once had in vast quantities, and seeing the reverence with which others would now treat him would leave him with a bittersweet and wistful sort of nostalgia everytime. But seeing the unfathomable love in Peach's eyes and the proud admiration in Luigi's would never fail to comfort him, and he would fulfill his duties with unprecedented diligence.
Throughout the years, Mario's reputation would only spread and gain in splendor, and he would later be known as the greatest king any realm has ever had. 🌄🏰
Since I’ve said what older Mario might look like… here’s the lad in true form:
The Mushroom King
Imagine traveling to another universe where the events of the Mario Movie were almost identical except with a different ending
‘His Super Mario World’
He is not just the king of the mushroom kingdom but also the king of the Kongs, the Ice Kingdom (the Penguins) and the ex civilians of the Koopa kingdom. Mario’s kingdom has become one of the biggest kingdom’s in and after the war with Bowser, after losing so much, after the fall of so many good people and rulers everyone begged Mario to be their new ruler after witnessing his heroic efforts; Hesitant at first Mario agreed believing that he has a responsibility to uphold for everyone since he thought it was his fault for the fall of most of the kingdoms and with his family dead after the war he had no where to turn to.
‘Meet the king’s brother’
Luigi is the reason Mario has to keep smiling, keep living and keep going, now that Mario was king he could no longer worry about what will happen to his brother now that they live in a safe and heavily gaurded castle, he almost lost his brother but he will never let that happen again; he will never lose his brother for as long as he lives. Luigi is one of the reasons why Mario became king, he figured that if Luigi lived in a nice, safe and guarded castle with strong Koopas and Kong’s protecting the kingdom Luigi will be safe.
‘The Mushroom Kingdom’s Worst Enemy’
Dry Bowser, the undead Koopa King. A terrible nuisance that keeps coming back again and again wanting so bad to take revenge against the King. But Mario will never let Dry Bowser win he will always fight the Boney Koopa King alone so no one else will get hurt. Besides it’s much easier to defeat Bowser over and over again with the help of the super star in his crown.
‘The Fallen’
There is a reason why Mario became king to all, it was the death of the rulers that ruled the lands that the civilians of each land felt desperate and scared until they learn about the great super Mario, heart broken and lost needing an idol and ruler more than anything they begged Mario to be the king. The death of Peach was heartbreaking to poor Mario and losing a great rival and friend like Donkey Kong made him lost that he visits the statues more often trying so hard to be a good king for their people. Mario constantly thinks about what could’ve been with Peach.
aw sheet here we go again (time to grind for another Knight Luigi) 🤺
King Mario looks ridiculous tho lmao
also the banner with Vacation Peach looks like she just told Mario he’s in charge of the Kingdom while she’s gone and he’s like YIPPIE 😂
DJ MARIO IN HIS PRIME - ON ABC NEWS TEACHING ABOUT ISSUES WITH TEEN ILLITERACY
Just some King Mario. Him and peach talking about how she really needs to take a few self defense courses.
DISCO KING MARIO'S FAMILY SPEAK OUT!!... NO!!... MARIO WAS NOT 1/2 Puerto Rican
Mario’s family was from NORTH CAROLINA, and his family tell it