#king_burren

[officialdaddyfresh]

the guy

[xxluckymisfortunexx]

i t ' s f i n i s h e d.

Pink Parrots poster + individual shots

kinda do be liking the indiv. shots better tho. made human techno way too hot. no regrets.

PINK PARROTS.

Their dynamic was awesome.

[badlinu-moved]

[jackmanifoldtv]

literal king shit!!!

[concernedfriend]

forgot to upload this on tumblr so hi heres some fanart from minecraft championships

also first drawing on paint tool sai v2. kinda feels a bit different but idk it could just be me.

[technocrumbs]

An In-Depth Analysis on the Pink Parrots

Subtitle: Because I Fear no Stans

I’ll be the first to admit that I don’t think they’re gonna win by the landslides I used to think they would. It all depends on whether Dream and Techno play for the content or to win, if Burren accepts that 10k bribe to play blindfolded (?) and if they can convince Michael to care about winning (as he says, he’s already won the very first MCC, and that’s legendary so I hold nothing against him for playing for fun)

To Those Dissing Michael and Burren, let’s analyse the overall team composition

Scott did a great job with this team by spreading out the skills each player has. When we look at the best games for each player, we see that Michael and Burren fit in perfectly where Techno and Dream fall short.

In games like Parkour Warrior, Ace Race, Skyblockle, Battle Box, TGTTOSAWAF and Survival Games  - Dream and Techno dominate/stand brilliant chances of coming top 5 players in each game. They’re both great at PvP, both skilled in speed-bridging, block clutching, both are great Skyblockle and Ace Race players (as seen by their comebacks from around 30th/40th to around 14th, and Techno getting the 5th fastest lap time) 

BUT BURREN AND MICHAEL? Let’s look at Battle Box - King_Burren is currently top 5/6 for most Battle Box Eliminations/Damage dealt and most wins. And some say he’s not good? 

In games like Rocket Spleef, Bingo and Build Mart which Dream and Techno aren’t good at, in come Michael and Burren! Burren is top 2 in RS most elims, both of them are 3rd and 4th in most Build Mart completions, and Burren is top 5 in first Bingo completions.

Pink Parrots, according to the stats, are stacked! I MEAN THEY BEAT TECHNO IN MOST TGTTOS COMPLETIONS??

Now, of course, all this depends on what happens tomorrow, I just wanted to explore the timeline where Michael and Burren pop off like their stats show they can, and Dream and Techno plan so hard they break the games. 

[technoswear]

Ladies and Gentlemen...

We got em

[tabzanite]

IM STILL NOT OVER THE FACT THAT THEY PUT PETEZAHHUTT AND JAMES CHARLES ON A TEAM

CONNOR IS GONNA FLIRT WITH JAMES, BURRON IS JUST GONNA LAUGH, AND PETE IS JUST GONNA BE SILENTLY PRAYING

LIKE, “SCOTT YOU ALREADY SCREWED ME OVER WITH MY INEVITABLE DEMISE IN DOGEBOLT, WHY NOW THIS? WAS MY SUFFERING IN DODGEBOLT NOT ENOUGH?”