#kingofnewpork

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Ehhh... Electra? I uh... Got you a present... *Cue Porkins reaching over and giving Electra a big ol smooch right on the lips!*

“Ah, sir, you didn’t have to ge–?!” Surprised as she was, Electra smooched him back. 

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Electra took a deep breath and studied her reflection in the mirror one more time. Hair? perfect. Makeup? flawless. Dress? Fits perfectly. Picking up a very neatly wrapped present from her dresser and a tray of snacks along the way, she made her way to Porky’s throne room. Christmas was a few days away but surely e wouldn’t mind a present in advance, right?

“Master Porky..?”   

[hattedclairvoyant]

@king-of-new-pork

She’s seen and heard of this guy enough times to know how she felt towards him. There was no hate, although she could say she wasn’t very fond of him either.

Where did that darn PSI-Stone go, she didn’t think this would happen...

“Uh... Hello,” she greeted lacking some enthusiasm. “Sorry to bother, but have y’seen a stone that glows?”

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@king-of-new-pork

               ❝ You... You are..? ❞

     How unfortunate would it be to find the monster of a terribly realistic nightmare you’ve had just the night before right in front of you?

          Or, at least, she believed it was just a bad dream.

              ❝ T-This is just another nightmare, right? You... You can’t be real, not again! ❞

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                               ⊰  king-of-new-pork ➺ Continued from ☄  ⊱

✗; { ρσʀкʏ. }

He snickered, grabbing her by the shoulders. “Oh but sweetheart, I am here!~”

     The girl visibly cringed at his touch, a low gasp escaped from her lips. Don’t look, don’t loom, don’t look!! he’s not there, he can’t be there!! She’d rather be insane than see that pig ever again. She lowered her head, still with her eyes closed.

                    ❝ P-Please go away, I don’t know what you want but j-just go away..!! ❞

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He smirks at her. "Ehehee... Hello there, miss... Remember me...?" ((hi im still alive ;u;

                    ❝…!❞

     The girl freezed. That voice. she knew that voice! She… she didn’t want to hear that voice..! Nana doesn’t turn around, trembling hands covering her ears as she closed her eyes shut tightly. You can tell she can’t breath very well.

                    ❝Y-You’re not here, I-I don’t know who you are are.. You are not here!❞

[paulapopstar]

king-of-new-pork  liked for a starter! Paula strode down the halls of the Empire Porky Building,, her arms filled with swords borrowed from Poo and a backpack filled with bazookas and bottle rockets from Jeff on her back. The backpack, which also held a plethora of hamburgers and psi recovery items from Ness, was stuffed to bursting.  “..Immortal, my butt! He has to have a weakness...If only this place wasn’t so confusing..!”  She was getting tired from carrying everything around with her, but she kept at it. The suited boy had to be here somewhere.

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Who are you again? ║ I feel awkward around you ║ I want to be your friend so bad but I don’t know what to say ║ I wish you would just go away ║ I think you’re pretty cool ║ I don’t know you personally but I see you on the dashboard a lot ║ I only know your name and nothing else about you║ We hooked up once or twice ║ I never want to speak to you again ║ I wish you’d leave me alone ║ I want to go on a date with you ║ I like you  ║ I love you ║ I loathe you ║ Ugh you again ║ I’m indifferent to you ║ You’re very hot  ║ I want to marry you ║ You’re cute ║ You are my baby ║ I want your baby ║ You are my bae ║ You’re my favorite ║ I’m in love with you ║ I’m in like with you ║ I want your baby ║ I wish we could spend more time together ║ I want to hang out with you more ║ I admire you ║ Maybe we could hang out sometime? ║ I’d like to get to know you better ║ I’m secretly in love with you ║ I want to give things another try with us ║ You’re someone I look up to ║ I want to give us a try ║ You seem very nice ║ You’re pretty popular ║ I’m envious of you ║ I’m worried about you ║ You piss me off ║ I consider us friends ║ I consider us buddies ║ I consider us acquaintances ║ I consider us family ║ I’d fuck you ║ I want that ass ((im [redacted] >>;;))║ I want to raise up a pet together ║ I want to have your kids ║ I want to be your fuck buddy ║ I want to kill you ║ You get on my nerves ║ I want you to stop talking to me ║ I hope we can be friends for a long time ║ I hope we can be together forever