Dec 21, 2025
Hatemonger's unintended mutation.
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Hatemonger's unintended mutation.
Merry Kingsmas Brothers! I LOVE SPACE KING!
Omg pls imagine being a part of Kingsman and just eggsy fucking u after a mission preferably on the plane home like damnnn
you and eggsy stumble onto the plane, your suits ripped, your faces dirty and bloody, hair all messy. but you two did your mission, saving the world.
you slouch in the chair, eggsy lying across from you on the couch. “excellent work eggsy and yn. you two ready to get home?”
“fuck yes” eggsy sighs and you stand up, leaning over the bar and getting two glasses. eggsy stands next to you, merlin closing the door to the pilot area to give you and eggsy time to breathe and collect yourselves.
“a toast to us?” you pour scotch in the cups, handing one to eggsy. you both lift your glasses, clicking the glass and swallowing the alcohol. “god, i don’t know about you, but i’m feeling so fucking good right now”
you look eggsy up and down slowly, pressing your body closer to his. his hands holds your waist, your lips hovering over his. “just fucking kiss me already, yn”
you laugh and press your lips against his, fingers tugging at his belt. you take him into the fairly larger bathroom than a normal plane. plenty enough room for you and eggsy to be in their together.
he puts you on the sink, ripping open your jacket and unbuttoning your shirt, his hand sliding off your bra. his lips kiss down your neck and lips attach around your nipple, tugging. your fingers taking off his shirt.
your nails scratch his back as he kisses down your stomach, sliding down your pants and underwear. “my god you are stunning”
“just please fuck me eggsy” you beg and take out his belt, pushing down his pants. you spit in your hand and pump your hand around his thick cock, eggsy groaning. “huh, guess one thing i thought about you was true” he growled and wrapped a hand around your throat, pushing your hand away and thrusting into you, the both of you moaning.
“fuck you feel good. so fucking good” his hand holds your throat and thrusts hard into you, your arms around his neck. your fingers grip his hair and scratch his back, moaning into his neck.
“fuck fuck fuck” you whimper as his thrusts pick up, he puts you down and bends you over the sink, holding your hips and gripping your hair in his fist.
“look at me fuck you in the mirror, my cock fucking you so hard” your eyes roll back as he snakes his arm around your waist and rubs your clit, making you press your hips back against him.
“gonna cum.. gonna cum..” eggsy rubs your clit harder and wraps a hand around your throat, lips next to your ear.
“cum all over my cock, baby” you moan into his hand and hold onto his arm as you press against his hips, thighs shaking. you fall to your knees and eggsy holds your jaw as he cums in your mouth, sticking out your tongue and smiling. you swallow it all and lick the corners of your mouth. you stand up and clean yourself up, wiping your face off and getting dressed in your regular clothes. “where have you been all my life?”
eggsy smiles and you giggle, eggsy kissing you hard. “hopefully i stay for a while”
he smiles and you two get dressed and fix yourselves, eggsy going out first, then you a couple minutes later. you take a bottle of whiskey and pass it between you two, giggling.
merlin comes out, crossing his arms. “where have you two been? gone missing for 45 minutes”
both you and eggsy blush.
My new favorite video on the internet. Bless you, Taron 😍
Happy Kingsmas!
Praise be to Spaceking!
I CANNOT WAIT TO GET MY SPACE KING HOODIES!!!!!
They are coming after Christmas and I’m so excited!
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Imma reblog this when they get here!
This is so embarrassing but I can not figure out how to send an ask to my own frikkin blog but anyway.
Link to fic: For day 4 ‘Santa’s list day’ and day 19 ‘mistletoe’.
AO3 collection is open! 🥳
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