#kipper krupp

[thebearme]

my own little reference sheet for any illustrations I want to do for my fanfic project

idk why i hc krupp to be six feet but it just feels appropriate

Edith in summer date dress my beloved

[cuntycore]

help why does Stan's brother look like Kipper 😭

[dilutedperry]

I’ve been giggling over this photo for like 67 years please help m

[marias-new-blog-ig]

this is basically how book 9 went, right?

original by rotsuko im sure you've seen it ↓

[migorify]

more cu stuff (SHOCKING)

[bennykrupp]

Krupps!!

[nerdycocoa]

Rating CU ships cause Idk what I’m doing with my life

Egg Casserole: My OTP frrrr!!! Brooding Boy x Gentle Girl my beloved <333 I genuinely think Edith could fix him, just give him some love, affection, and maybe a day away from George and Harold and all will be fine. (Also headcanon that she finds out about Captain Underpants, and HE finds out about her being an alien, and so they’re both even MORE awkward around eachother besides the typical “will they/won’t they” and it’s so wholesome and hilarious and I wanna eat them /pos) 10000/10

Gerold: Both platonically AND romantically because they work so well. They absolutely are the type of kids to run around shooting eachother with waterguns at the public pool, sit in the same tent with a little flashlight between them and exchange ghost stories, and just other sweet little moments that are wholesome to look back on as both longtime friends AND friends-turned-lovers. 15/10

Stage Floof/Written Symphony: A little biased since they are canon, but I do see how there can be chemistry between them. Like, George writes stories that Lisa adapts into songs, and vice versa. And Billy and Harold canonically met in an IMPROV CLASS so they were basically written in the stars. Plus, they all had kids so things definitely worked out. 20/10

Gymprincipal: Krupp x Mr Meaner, I can’t really get behind. Like, they don’t really have much in common besides hating kids, but they don’t have much else besides that. And Krupp would probably get tired of Mr. Meaner rambling about the chupacabra for the gazillionth time PRETTY quickly… NOW, CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS X SERGENT BOXERS ON THE OTHER HAND!! THAT’S a dynamic! 4/10 for Krupp x Meaner 10/10 for Cap x Serg

Artisticgymnast: I know the only tension they have is that one special but fuck it, this is Beta Couple Egg Casserole to me. Harold needs a dad, and if that dad is the loud teacher with a speech impediment, boring stories, and conspiracy theories so be it. Plus, I can see a genuinely good dynamic here. 10/10

Silentgym: Tbh I headcanon Mr Fyde as AroAce so I can’t really see him with ANYONE personally, but I can see the appeal here. Mr Meaner would tell him boring stories which would always calm him down and keep him grounded in reality. 6/10

Kruppants (as in Krupp x Poopypants, not Krupp x Captain Underpants): YES! YES YES YES YES YEEEESSSSSSS!!! They’d probably have the classic “in love with the secret identity, hates the hero form” dynamic. Like, in an au where Poopypants kept up his act and only did his villain shit behind the scenes, there would be constant back and forth of him and Krupp being work husbands that grab a beer after hours, and then the next thing you know, Poopypants is inventing an evil fart ray or some shit and Captain Underpants has to stop him!! It’s SOOOO GOOD!!! 10000/10

Melvin x Erica: A little iffy about this one. I do think Erica could definitely do better, but I also think Melvin definitely deserves a genuinely smart, talented person to help him channel his intelligence in an actually productive manner. 7/10

Ms Ribble x Ms Anthrope: I only found out about this ship recently but YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!! Old woman yuri my beloved, like I know damn well my girl only wanted to plan the wedding cause she been saving up wedding plans for HER wedding with Ms Ribble and she had to let them out SOMEWHERE! Also honorable mention to divorced Krupp x Ribble because it’s funny. 10/10

BONUS!! A few of my personal ships

Kipper x All Three of His Friends: They’re always around eachother, they do the same stuff, have the same interests, and they basically follow his every word. They’re all gonna grow up to be the most toxic polycule ever I just know it!

Jessica x BOTH Sophies: Considering Other Sophie doesn’t really seem to mind or complain about Jessica’s treatment of her, I like to think that this is just their dynamic and there’s no harm involved, really.

Dressy x Bo: She’s a carefree girl who loves to dance and sing, he’s a gentle giant who makes clay figures and plays banjo. Can I make it any more obvious?

[thatfeelingwhentheshowisover]

How George and Harold met

Meet George, he's the kid with the afro and suit. Remember that now. This is the day that he meets his best friend. But before I can tell you that story, I need to tell you this story.

George was a smart kid, a very smart kid. He was reading at a second grade level in pre K. His parents wanted him to be challenged in school but didn't want him to be surrounded by kids that were so much older than him, so they had him skip a grade. George loved to write, and he often would. His teachers found his little stories to be rather crude but his classmates loved them! It all changed when the Beard family moved. His parents wanted him to make a good first impression at the new school, and as the youngest in the first grade class he was nervous. George did well in school, he was polite and followed the rules like his parents told him to, he still wrote his silly stories but was too nervous to share them with his new classmates. Most of the kids didn't like him. They were upset that some little kid was getting better grades then them. They talked bad about him behind his back, and soon most of the school knew him as some stuck up smarty-pants. It didn't help that he became a hall monitor soon after school started.

Now that you know who George is, let's get back to how he met his best friend. George was walking to school when he saw a group of big kids, probably in sixth grade, walking and laughing. As they walked away they revealed a blonde kid with a terrible haircut, probably in kindergarten. The kid was on the floor and the contents of his backpack scattered around him. George went over to the beaten kid and offered his hand. The kid took it and as George helped him up, the kid flinched. "Are you alright?" George asked as he put his arm by his side. The blonde kid lifted his shirt slightly to look at his side, it was already bruising. "I'll be fine," he pulled his shirt back down and turned to gather his things. George picked up some loose pieces of paper, they each had a drawing on them. George admired the pictures before handing them to the other kid. "Who were those kids anyways?" The blonde's bag now on his back. "Uhmm... That... That was Kipper and his friends, they... do this a lot." He turned and began walking to school. "What school do you go to?" George asked as he started walking beside the other kid. "Horwitz Elementary... Why?" George nodded at the answer. "That means you, Kipper, and me all go to the same school." "...and why does that matter?" "Because it means we can report Kipper and his friends to principal" George smiled slightly at his plan. "Are you sure? I mean, Kipper is the principal's nephew." The blonde kid said while adjusting his grip on his bag's straps. "Principal Krupp wouldn't let something like that stop him from giving those bullies what they deserve, besides with you and your bruise for evidence there's no way he wouldn't believe us" George stated, rather proud of himself. "Oh! I nearly forgot." George stopped and turned to the other kid, who also stopped. "I am George Beard, and you are?" He asked as he held out his hand for a handshake. "I... I'm Harold Hutchins" Harold said as he took George's hand.