nerdyCocoa

Jannu Chocolate likes mac and cheese and chicken nuggets and is said to reside anywhere from The Land of Wind and Shade to The Drones Club. Their identity is a closely guarded secret, they’re the author of the (hopefully) ever growing Geronimo Stilton fic "Five Mice One Answer" (soon to be) among others

[nerdycocoa]

I’m not a yumeshipper so, sorry in advance if I sound insensitive but…

Anyone who is non-sharing with Peppino is on my dni list I’m sorry. I love Peppino myself but I’m only cupioromantic and not really in the yumeshipping community anyway (i only desire love from REAL PEOPLE), plus, I’m a hardcore shipper and ship him with a lot of people (Gustavo, Anton, Pizzahead, etc), and from what I’ve seen y’all don’t really like that either.

Actually, non-sharing yumes with literally anyone in any of my interests are better dni-ing. I’m sorry, but the block button is right there, and I feel like it’d be better if I set my boundaries now.

all my interests are in the tags, plus all my ships.

[oh-silly-yew]

Hey, I was supposed to say this sooner but tysmmm for the follow!!!

also, since requests are open, could you pretty pretty please draw Houdino as a human? He already looks hot in your style as is, him as a human would probably make me faint /pos

WOWWOW look a human wow 😮😯😮🤯 + an extra houdino because you were such a polite fellow😇😇

[nerdycocoa]

I forgot to reblog this but- AAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH /pos

He’s so 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 I like that his hair acts as the “dinosaur” parts, and are those SCARS?! Tysm for bonus houdino btw, i can never have too much houdino.

[nerdycocoa]

You guys think my article is worthy of the Mouseblog?

[nerdycocoa]

Howard and Philip are the embodiment of the “are they lovers? worse” meme, and I love them for it.

[nerdycocoa]

”Although it’s unrelated to our current plot…

*sigh*… I miss my wife Philip, I miss her a lot.”

[nerdycocoa]

All of my favorite PreCure seasons from “ABSOLUTE MOST FAVORITESTS SEASON OF ALL TIME” to “I really really like it, but not THAT much” (Left to right, top to bottom)

[whereallthetimego]

A plea and a warning to the fandom of the epic tales or capitain underpants! ⚠️⚠️

-Don't let pedophiles and their supporters infect our fandom!

-I recently came across a post depicting the character Melvinborg, looking at his younger version and thinking he's "hot".

Just because it's fictional doesn't mean it's good or right; any portrayal of an adult thinking that a child (I repeat: A CHILD) its HOT,its's not right or normal!By law, even if it's fictional, this counts as child p*rN!! Don't let these people infect our fandom like parasites.

Fight against pedophiles, protect our children and the children of the fandom!

The post :

Warning: Report any such posts to Tumblr.

Pedophiles and pedophilia are not normal, it's not a matter of personal preference, it's a crime!

Keep safe CU fandom.

[somepancakeonline5377]

I don’t like people saying “it’s just a drawing” or “they’re fictional!” Because whatever yeah but that doesn’t take away from the fact this is fucking weird and deplorable to post in a fandom full of CHILDREN and minors!! The fucking series is aimed to literal elementary schoolers!! Do you REALLY think it’s “not a big deal” when kids are seeing this, normalizing this type of shit to them?

I’m not saying this because I’m some paranoid Christian mom who faints at the sight of the color red, I’m saying this because I’ve SEEN this happen with friends. I’ve SEEN people fall into a terrible rabbit hole because they were exposed to stuff like this at such a young age.

“Oh so your pro-censorship?!” IM PRO NOT POSTING ART OF A KIDS SHOW CHARACTER BEING PEDOPHILIC IN A FANDOM FULL OF KIDS. DON’T post your stupid fetish art of characters from a children’s series on a public account, this could genuinely alter a kids life for the worst.

Like, have some decency?? Oh my god man.

[nerdycocoa]

Not even just kids, adult CSA victims that don’t find proshipping “healing” (still struggle to wrap my head around why dressing up a serious crime and major form of abuse as a “cute ship” is considered healing to some people, but we all have our coping mechanisms ig), grooming victims, recovering people with paraphilias, and even just normal people don’t want this shit plaguing their timeline.

[nerdycocoa]

I’m not Jewish (I’m Roman Catholic) but I can’t help but feel a little dissapointed that I haven’t found many fics of the Krupps, or even just Mr. Krupp celebrating Hannukah or Yom Kippur. Hell, Krupp is celebrating CHRISTMAS in the “Mega Blissmas” special, so it’s very clear that the writers just… forgot.

Then again, Dav very likely could have just thrown in the rabbi for a Trix reference but STILL, wasted potential imo

[nerdycocoa]

Since the manga’s out, someone out there should make a fanmade Captain Underpants PreCure design, or I’m gonna do it myself.

[oh-silly-yew]

I am tired. Tell me your houdino headcannons. Or sm. Idk.

guh

[nerdycocoa]

*cracks knuckles*

Actually loaded as hell despite his low ticket sales. Lives in a fancy manor (that he stole) with servants (whom he stole).

Constantly files his claws to keep them sharp for lockpicking. Also buffs his horns for a similair reason.

Breakdancing isn’t just a hobby, it’s his daily workout.

Considered a cult classic and actually still has SOME fans, but he’s become more well-known for his crimes that he’s grown more obscure in recent years.

Gay.

[nerdycocoa]

Genuinely surprised no one has done this yet

Shout out to whoever the animator behind the iconic Terrible Things Crackerdile animatic is, as well as whoever decided that THIS should be one of the “Tell Your Tail” panels.

[oh-silly-yew]

@knizuu @anizzi0t @nerdycocoa come get your geeks in love

[nerdycocoa]

HOUDARYL BABY LETS GO WE WON!!!!!!!

In honor of this, here’s why I think this ship will work: Both Houdino and Daryl are all but stated to be incredibly self-centered, or at least glory-seeking. Houdino turned to a life of crime solely because he received low ticket shows and frequent cancellations, Daryl’s, on the other hand, only seems to be that he isn’t the “strong, healthy crocodile” he used to be, and the only photo in his secret lair is— not of him and Brash, and not JUST a photo of him at work— but his EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH PHOTO!!

So if John were to revive Daryl for the umpteenth time, I’d love to see him team up with Houdino for once. I love Hookline and Sinker, don’t get me wrong, but I want more of my dinosaur boy :((((

[pizzapizzeria]

Welcome back Peppino! Did you sleep well?

Well, I did until a certain-a someone gave that-a gremlin a new prank kit for his-a BIRTHDAY!!

(I know what you did…)

[nerdycocoa]

Hey! All I wanted to do was make him happy!

[nerdycocoa]

CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS TOMORROW!!!!!

[pizzapizzeria]

Hiya Noise! Idk what time it is over there but if it’s still early, sorry for waking you.

anyway, could you kindly just step into this dark room for a sec?

Uhh, sure?

[nerdycocoa]

NOISETTE! NOW!!

[pizzapizzeria]

Here you go, sweetie!~

What do you me-

(GASP!)

[nerdycocoa]

SURPRIIIIIIISE!!

Oh yeah, and for your present, I got ya one of these!

Do with it what you will, happy birthday Noise!!

[pizzapizzeria]

Hiya Noise! Idk what time it is over there but if it’s still early, sorry for waking you.

anyway, could you kindly just step into this dark room for a sec?

Uhh, sure?

[nerdycocoa]

NOISETTE! NOW!!

[nerdycocoa]

[cw: alcohol mention, vomitting] Fic idea: George and Harold need Captain Underpants but Krupp is sleeping off a hangover when they find him, so when they wake him up and snap their fingers Cap’s just vomitting and stumbling everywhere.