#kisaino

[tsukinobherzhoka12]

Ino: You look good in your age Kisame!

Kisame: Really?

Ino: You look young, you look like your still in your early twenties

Kisame: *laughs and blushes like a teenage girl*

Ino: Itachi on the other hand looks like in his eighties

Itachi:*spits his tea*

Ino: He could be in his clan elders meeting and no one would have noticed

Kisame: *wheezes*

Itachi:

Itachi: Is that the reason everyone overlooked me in every clan meetings?!?

Ino and Kisame: *laughs hysterically*

[woofgang69]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Relationship: Hoshigaki Kisame/Yamanaka Ino, Minor or Background Relationship(s)

Rating: T

Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Song fic, Club Fic, Flirting, Making Out, Dancing, Instagram is practically another character in this, everyone is just a little annoying in this but it's fine, Ino is thirsty but doesn't want to admit it, all the background pairs are also rarepairs, Yamanaka Ino-centric

Summary:

Ino’s mission for the night was to take a perfect selfie. And, well, if she happened to grab Kisame’s attention too then that was just a bonus.

Written for @narutorarepairweek day 2-song fic!!

[thepercussion]

I just watched boruto and oh my god he looks like a son of Kisame and Ino

[the-cooler-king]

Y'all ever ship some weird shit. Like shit that has no basis, but it's written so well that u just get into it

[tsukinobherzhoka12]

Kisame: Did you know that whenever we went to an establishment, Itachi always shows your photo whenever someone flirts with him?

Ino: No way, how did he do it?

Kisame: Like whenever someone asked him if he is single or what, and he always replied no and shows them your picture and they all back off.

Ino: Hold on, so he uses my photo to fend off all of these people who flirts with him?

Ino: What am I? A fuckin crucifix to ward off demons?

Kisame: to be fair, you wore a gold kimono at that photo so yes?

Ino: All hail Yamanaka Ino, the guardian of introvert social inept geniuses and the saint of fending off jealous bitches.

Kisame: *wheezes*

[tsukinobherzhoka12]

Itachi: *For the hundredth times* Did you know my brother Sasuke-

Ino: * Pretends to sleep*

Kisame: * Sleeps immediately*

Itachi:

Itachi: That was so fuckin rude,Anyway-

[tsukinobherzhoka12]

Ino: *sulking* Why is that Sasuke always steals all my cute friends, they always choose him over me?

Kisame: Its okay Ino, let them be.

Kisame: We fuck his brother though so its a fair win.

Ino: *spits drink*

[kanariterepasu]

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