#kittihastogo

[dnacowboy]

Sharing is Caring, right?

OK, so for the seven of you who follow my dipshit shenanigans, know that I pull the lion’s share of my reblogs from two outstanding ladies - kittihastogo and littlesouthernwolfe. These two make my day each and every day with a random mix of funny, aww, and aww fuck!  Their content is exceptional, and they are forces to be reckoned with.

For a good time, I would highly suggest taking a look at their blogs.

Now back to puppies and porn.

Off with you.  

Shoo!

[quietlydoodling]

kittihastogo replied to your post: “i feel dejected, embarrassed, hopeless.  Overall, I feel like shit.”:

Sorry your not doing well lits of hugs to you ����

<3

[dnacowboy]

Tagged and Bagged

 Tagged by extraterrestrial-vibes

Age: 47

Biggest fear: Having actual adults discover me for the fraud and charlatan I am and being VERY angry...

Current time: 1918 PDT, (or 7:18 p.m. for you normal type folk)

Drink you last had: Agua

Easiest person to talk to: extraterrestrial-vibes.  IRL, my best friend.  Also the most difficult.  It’s the way we roll...

Favourite song of all time: Get real.  The last three I sang along with in the car were Sangre Por Sangre by HELLYEAH, Project Bitch by Cash Money Millionaires and Shut Up and Dance by Walk the Moon.  

Grossest memory: Seeing eels in the belly of a body that washed up on the beach...

Hometown: Honolulu

In love with: A certain sexy little shit.  Also Kate Beckinsale and Monica Belluci

Killed someone?: You, if you keep asking questions like that.

Longest relationship: Three years

Middle name: Andrew Christopher

Number of siblings: Zero, (honestly, if you had me as a kid, would YOU want more?)

One wish: That traveling was my job and that I was paid handsomely for it.

Person I last called: my Parole Officer, (after someone asked me if I’d Killed Someone?)

Question you are always asked: I frown a lot.  I have the temperament and disposition of a grizzly bear that’s just been tasered.  People generally don’t just shoot the shit with me.

Reason to smile: All the things I have done that I haven’t been caught for or have been discovered.  And a certain sexy little shit...

Song you last sang: The Devil Made Me Do It by Paris

Time you woke up: 0445 PDT

Underwear colour: Blue (boxers)

Vacation destination: Island hop the Pacific or the Caribbean.

Worst habit: Lack of Patience with Stupid People.  If you have asked me a question for which you have the same tools and resources I do for the answers, and YEARS more experience in your job, I’m going to frown at you...

X-Ray: I have broken every finger at least twice, my wrist once, arm once, knees have had multiple problems.  I’m pretty much radioactive.

Favourite food: Chicken and Rice ANYTHING

I tag kittihastogo causticgrip my-grave-is-temporary latenightalaska tacosandsweettea amym-y elpis1 themisscook and snowness, if you haven’t already done this...

[dnacowboy]

When you get this post...

Naughtysoutherngirl1980 sent me one of these.  "When you get this, post 5 random facts about yourself and then send to 10 of your favorite followers"

Here goes:

1.  My right testicle is almost double the size of my left testicle, and is shaped like a rugby football.

2.  Both my parents were professional writers.  For the most part, I hate to write.  Except for rants and porn.

3.  I lived in London, (East Finchley) for six months when I was younger.  Therefore I feel entitled to say Cheers and call people Cunts.  Which I would do anyways.

4. I love mud runs.  I hate running.  Sort of.  Don't call me on my bullshit!  Rude!

5. I hold the Guinness Book of World Records record for being the World's Best Liar, (possible exaggeration).

And now, my hit list: 

Latenightalaska, StickShiftBitch, Kittihastogo, Causticgrip, Snowness, Secret-Alien, Handmade66, Flirtualreality, Iamlucyspet, shamelesslilminx and even if she ain't a follower, Themisscook

I have done my part for God and Country.  It is now on others to carry the torch...