Tagged and Bagged
Tagged by extraterrestrial-vibes
Age: 47
Biggest fear: Having actual adults discover me for the fraud and charlatan I am and being VERY angry...
Current time: 1918 PDT, (or 7:18 p.m. for you normal type folk)
Drink you last had: Agua
Easiest person to talk to: extraterrestrial-vibes. IRL, my best friend. Also the most difficult. It’s the way we roll...
Favourite song of all time: Get real. The last three I sang along with in the car were Sangre Por Sangre by HELLYEAH, Project Bitch by Cash Money Millionaires and Shut Up and Dance by Walk the Moon.
Grossest memory: Seeing eels in the belly of a body that washed up on the beach...
Hometown: Honolulu
In love with: A certain sexy little shit. Also Kate Beckinsale and Monica Belluci
Killed someone?: You, if you keep asking questions like that.
Longest relationship: Three years
Middle name: Andrew Christopher
Number of siblings: Zero, (honestly, if you had me as a kid, would YOU want more?)
One wish: That traveling was my job and that I was paid handsomely for it.
Person I last called: my Parole Officer, (after someone asked me if I’d Killed Someone?)
Question you are always asked: I frown a lot. I have the temperament and disposition of a grizzly bear that’s just been tasered. People generally don’t just shoot the shit with me.
Reason to smile: All the things I have done that I haven’t been caught for or have been discovered. And a certain sexy little shit...
Song you last sang: The Devil Made Me Do It by Paris
Time you woke up: 0445 PDT
Underwear colour: Blue (boxers)
Vacation destination: Island hop the Pacific or the Caribbean.
Worst habit: Lack of Patience with Stupid People. If you have asked me a question for which you have the same tools and resources I do for the answers, and YEARS more experience in your job, I’m going to frown at you...
X-Ray: I have broken every finger at least twice, my wrist once, arm once, knees have had multiple problems. I’m pretty much radioactive.
Favourite food: Chicken and Rice ANYTHING
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