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[46n2ahead]

Happy birthday John!! 🍻💛

you...youuuuu

thank ya!

[captawesomesauce]

tacosandsweettea replied to your post “I can...”

2! You'll exercise and wake up and feel better

LOL 2 was actually go to work, and the traffic was so bad, they called in guys from the other direction.

As for the exercise! I did try that! But when I yawned while putting on my shorts and ended up face planting onto the bed, I decided to just stay there.. and fell asleep until 9pm.

[burningspy]

Happy birthday!!!

Thank you very much. I do greatly appreciate the sentiment.

I would invite you to my party, except you’re several hundred miles away.

Also I haven’t had a birthday party in at least a decade. In fact the last time anyone threw a “birthday” party for me it was actually their halloween party until they remembered my birthday had just happened, so they bought a cake real quick before the party started and claimed it was a birthday/costume party. It was pretty awkward since I only actually knew about half the people there.

Though, I do plan on at least having cake! Even if there is no one to share it (which just means more for me, so that’s a bonus!)

[jscottwilson]

tacosandsweettea replied to your post: Working Man

I bet you’re a good person to learn from.

That is a very nice thing to say. Thank you very much. 

[iamjustcara]

I dreamt Tom Hardy was my boyfriend and he was a really good kisser. Only a decent lay, but I can totally overlook that because he was so fun to cuddle up against.

[46n2ahead]

When you get this reply with 5 things that make you happy, then send it to the last 10 people you have notes from in your activity.

I’ve had this in my inbox for a bit now....mostly just sitting here, because lets be honest, there isn’t a lot that makes me happy.....grumpis maximus, but, lets try this

My kids when they laugh and we joke around. Not just like a haha laugh, like those deep kid belly laughs. Being a parent is so fucking hard, but  the rewards always outweigh the bad shit

Those talks that I have with my buddy, where its just talking about stupid shit, nothing serious, just joking around about stupid shit. The world is serious enough, its fun to just fuck around and not think

Live music, like good live music..I”m looking forward to the end of September when I’ll be at the Foo Fighters - FLOOR SEATS, the roped off section...those seats are going for 300 right now and we gots em! Live music is so transcendental 

Can I say boobs? I mean its so shallow, but seriously...I mean......no seriously...

My job for the most part. Since I entered the workforce after college (I always had jobs since I was 16, but I’m not counting those, I’m counting my grown up jobs) I have hated every job I’ve had, these past 6 years with this company I have enjoyed thoroughly. I feel fulfilled...mostly. I’m successful (enough for me I mean). Is there stupid shit that annoys me? sure, but no job is perfect, this one allows me freedom to do stuff with kids, play video games, and kick ass at work...so yeah

I”m tagging everyone who has hearted me today

[dnacowboy]

Tagged and Bagged

 Tagged by extraterrestrial-vibes

Age: 47

Biggest fear: Having actual adults discover me for the fraud and charlatan I am and being VERY angry...

Current time: 1918 PDT, (or 7:18 p.m. for you normal type folk)

Drink you last had: Agua

Easiest person to talk to: extraterrestrial-vibes.  IRL, my best friend.  Also the most difficult.  It’s the way we roll...

Favourite song of all time: Get real.  The last three I sang along with in the car were Sangre Por Sangre by HELLYEAH, Project Bitch by Cash Money Millionaires and Shut Up and Dance by Walk the Moon.  

Grossest memory: Seeing eels in the belly of a body that washed up on the beach...

Hometown: Honolulu

In love with: A certain sexy little shit.  Also Kate Beckinsale and Monica Belluci

Killed someone?: You, if you keep asking questions like that.

Longest relationship: Three years

Middle name: Andrew Christopher

Number of siblings: Zero, (honestly, if you had me as a kid, would YOU want more?)

One wish: That traveling was my job and that I was paid handsomely for it.

Person I last called: my Parole Officer, (after someone asked me if I’d Killed Someone?)

Question you are always asked: I frown a lot.  I have the temperament and disposition of a grizzly bear that’s just been tasered.  People generally don’t just shoot the shit with me.

Reason to smile: All the things I have done that I haven’t been caught for or have been discovered.  And a certain sexy little shit...

Song you last sang: The Devil Made Me Do It by Paris

Time you woke up: 0445 PDT

Underwear colour: Blue (boxers)

Vacation destination: Island hop the Pacific or the Caribbean.

Worst habit: Lack of Patience with Stupid People.  If you have asked me a question for which you have the same tools and resources I do for the answers, and YEARS more experience in your job, I’m going to frown at you...

X-Ray: I have broken every finger at least twice, my wrist once, arm once, knees have had multiple problems.  I’m pretty much radioactive.

Favourite food: Chicken and Rice ANYTHING

I tag kittihastogo causticgrip my-grave-is-temporary latenightalaska tacosandsweettea amym-y elpis1 themisscook and snowness, if you haven’t already done this...