#amym-y

[eviosion]

You're beautiful! 😍

Thank you!!!!

[dnacowboy]

Tagged and Bagged

 Tagged by extraterrestrial-vibes

Age: 47

Biggest fear: Having actual adults discover me for the fraud and charlatan I am and being VERY angry...

Current time: 1918 PDT, (or 7:18 p.m. for you normal type folk)

Drink you last had: Agua

Easiest person to talk to: extraterrestrial-vibes.  IRL, my best friend.  Also the most difficult.  It’s the way we roll...

Favourite song of all time: Get real.  The last three I sang along with in the car were Sangre Por Sangre by HELLYEAH, Project Bitch by Cash Money Millionaires and Shut Up and Dance by Walk the Moon.  

Grossest memory: Seeing eels in the belly of a body that washed up on the beach...

Hometown: Honolulu

In love with: A certain sexy little shit.  Also Kate Beckinsale and Monica Belluci

Killed someone?: You, if you keep asking questions like that.

Longest relationship: Three years

Middle name: Andrew Christopher

Number of siblings: Zero, (honestly, if you had me as a kid, would YOU want more?)

One wish: That traveling was my job and that I was paid handsomely for it.

Person I last called: my Parole Officer, (after someone asked me if I’d Killed Someone?)

Question you are always asked: I frown a lot.  I have the temperament and disposition of a grizzly bear that’s just been tasered.  People generally don’t just shoot the shit with me.

Reason to smile: All the things I have done that I haven’t been caught for or have been discovered.  And a certain sexy little shit...

Song you last sang: The Devil Made Me Do It by Paris

Time you woke up: 0445 PDT

Underwear colour: Blue (boxers)

Vacation destination: Island hop the Pacific or the Caribbean.

Worst habit: Lack of Patience with Stupid People.  If you have asked me a question for which you have the same tools and resources I do for the answers, and YEARS more experience in your job, I’m going to frown at you...

X-Ray: I have broken every finger at least twice, my wrist once, arm once, knees have had multiple problems.  I’m pretty much radioactive.

Favourite food: Chicken and Rice ANYTHING

I tag kittihastogo causticgrip my-grave-is-temporary latenightalaska tacosandsweettea amym-y elpis1 themisscook and snowness, if you haven’t already done this...