#mazevans

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Thanatos: Someone here is a traitor.

Hypnos: Don’t worry, I got a plan.

Thanatos: Alright. 

Hypnos: Traitorsaywhat?

Mendacium: Excuse me?

Eudamonia: Huh?

Hypnos: What?

Thanatos:

Mendacium:

Eudamonia:

Hypnos: No wait--

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Random one of Hypnos’ security guards: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?

Hypnos: Oh, I’m always running

Hypnos: The question is from what

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Virgo: it's so nice of you to let Hypnos win that game of chess, since his dad probably never let him win anything

Athene, still wondering how Hypnos managed to beat her so casually and quickly: haha, yeah, nice is my middle name

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Zeus: Opinions?

Athene: I think we’re in a lot of trouble.

Zeus: . . . very helpful, Athene. Aphrodite?

Aphrodite: Well, I think Athene’s right. We’re in a lot of trouble.

Zeus: Hermes? And if you say we’re in a lot of trouble. . .

Hermes: We are.

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Hermes: Good morning!

Athene: Good morning.

Virgo: Good morning.

Aphrodite: You all sound like robots. Try spicing it up a bit.

Elliot, bursting into the room: MORNING MOTHERF--

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Athene: You asked Aphrodite for help and not me?

Hermes: Well, when you have a crazy theory you don’t go to the voice of reason

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Hermes, texting Athene: There is no i in happyness…

Athene: There is if you flipping spell it right.

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Thanatos: people always shut down my ideas and I’m sick of it

Thanatos: two sentences in and everyone’s already shouting “what the hell that’s illegal” or “you can’t do that!” Let me talk dear god