kidnapper: we have ur son
keith: what? no im legit holding them rn-
kidnapper: wait then who is trying to give us love advice and drinking a juice box
keith: oh my fucking god u have my husband
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kidnapper: we have ur son
keith: what? no im legit holding them rn-
kidnapper: wait then who is trying to give us love advice and drinking a juice box
keith: oh my fucking god u have my husband
keith: *parking his car* lance am i straight?
lance:
keith:
keith: i mean like parking job
lance: oh yea ur fine
klance hc again
lance: we gotta keep this a secret from the rest of the team
keith: *on his lap* youre right how do we do that
lance: we *kiss* have got to *kiss* be more *kiss* subtle abt this *kiss*
keith: right *kiss*
*******
shiro: *walks in*
shiro:,,,why are you on his lap keith
keith: *wraps his hands around lance's neck pretending strangle him*
lance: werE FIGHTING
lance: CMON COWARD
lance: KILL ME NOW
keith: I WILL HAVE NO MERCY
shiro: *visible fear*
lance: *sees a bee on keith*
lance: *rolling up a newspaper* babe.. stay still...
keith: ???
lance: *using the newspaper as a megaphone* THERES A FUCKING BEE ON YOU
cashier: what can i get u?
lance: one iced coffee but make it microwaved thanks
cashier:
everyone else:
klance n veracxa hc
ezor: whats music again?
zethrid: some weird sounds i think.
acxa: it’s soundwaves with a specific rhythm
keith: *crying inside*
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veronica and lance: NEVER GONNA GIVE U UP NEVER GONNA LET U DOWN
acxa and keith: *LOOKS DOWN BLUSHING*
sarcastic lotor would complete me
lance: lotor allura wants to see you for some meeting or something
lotor: and she sent you?
lance: yup! the most handsome strong and smartes-
lotor: i didnt ask
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hunk: man i love this game!
pidge: oh hey lotor
lotor: what are you guys playing
lance: monsters and mana! wanna play?
lotor: no
murderer: any last words?
lance: do u think im cute? be honest.
murderer: