#kmfs

[intraosseous]

the chiefs won as a kansas citian my life is so fucking ruined for the next week

[toadallybpd]

Why couldn’t I have been born into a rich family that paid for my food and housing and shit during college so I didn’t have to work and do school at the same time and never have time for anything else???

[arvontage]

L : [points at Light] You're deceptive.

L : I'm [puts on sunglasses] detective.

L : also [removes sunglasses, one manly tear] defective.

[the-kepler-system]

Me: Wow I sure do wonder why I have had a headache for three days

Me: *looks up side effects of medication*

Medicine: *headache side effect*

[thatsodraven]

god so i had food poisoning yesterday night adn then i ended up sleeping all day and now i have to work in like 7 hours but im not tired yet and today is gonna succ

[salviconcringeart-blog]

Valentines Day request for...my friends.

[salviconcringeart-blog]

The schuyler Sisters. Yeah a.u of my friends and I.

[mean-beauty-queen]

brehhhh i’m doing a delivery & i’m supposed to hand it to them but theyre not answering the door so i literally just have to stand here like this 🧍🏻‍♀️ while their ring doorbell watches me😭😭😭😭😭😭