#knife boy

[salazar-bollinger]

sip sip.

honest to goodness Van Helsing and Seward are buds because of this exact scenario. I would like more context please bram.

[theknifeclown]

Feral Juggalo has been "Barbie'd"

Jagged be looking a little different-

[gotta-draw-em-all-daily]

Day six hundred twenty four 624 Pawniard

[numberfivetheboy]

Most Disturbing Parts of The Umbrella Academy, in no particular order:

- young vanya asking why she can’t go “play” with her siblings while they brutally murder multiple bank robbers

- young diego and young luther definitely killing people

- the others slowly drawing closer while the Horror smashes bank robbers

- the young academy just standing there in front of the bank with a DEAD BODY on the steps behind them

- a robot and a chimpanzee were their greatest sources of love and comfort as children

- five CUTTING HIS OWN FUCKING ARM OPEN and then RUMMAGING AROUND LIKE HE’S DIGGING IN THE FUCKING COUCH CUSHIONS

- five STICKING A PROSTHETIC EYE IN A SOCKET and then PULLING IT BACK OUT

- vanya casually murdering nannies. what happened to the bodies? what were their families told? did klaus ever see their ghosts?

- were they ever actually taught right from wrong, or was it 'this is what dad says to do so we need to do it'

- everything with leonard

- vanya being tortured by the FBI

- the sit-in scene, mostly bc that shit still happens

- the hoof-in-mouth disease scene

- the handler. she acts so creepy toward five. super predatory, especially with how often she touches him

- lila's backstory

- dave and his uncle. horrible

add more if you want

[the-maverick-notmikhael]

Have you seen my combat knife? I-i seem to have misplaced it and sunny overs looking at you with a REALLY, maniacal expression uh- good luck your gonna need it

Mikhael: ... ... you’re kidding right???? RIGHT???  Angel: ... :( 

[npdflowey]

and here you can see how much i struggle with arms please send help i dont know how to draw arms theyre so broken oh god

[intriga-hounds]

u mess with crabby u get the stabby

[halfdeadfriedrice]