#bentacles

[phantomofmischief]

need more tentacle content

[deathgod-ben]

Headcanon: Allison’s power doesn’t work on Ben because of the tentacles protecting him.

“You disappointed me again, Number Six.” Reginald sighed.

“So what?” Ben glared.

“Ben what are you saying?” Diego whispered behind his back.

Reginald raised his eyebrow in respond. This wasn’t the first time Ben challenged him. It didn’t help if Allison had used her powers on him. This boy wouldn’t stop with his rebellious behaviour.

“Who cares what you think. You’re not the one with powers, father.” Ben said mockingly while his other siblings nervously watched.

“Go to your room, Number Six.” Reginald glared back. “Now.”

Tentacles slowly creeped out of Ben’s chest.

“What if I don’t?”

That was when Reginald had to accept Ben Hargreeves wasn’t a weapon, but a problem he couldn’t control.

What do you do with a problem? You remove it.

“Pogo, call the funeral service.” Reginald order his assistant when they were alone. “Arrange the funeral of Number Six.”

[toeihardlyknowher]

I was searching for some of Klaus’s leather pants that I could purchase for myself, and I stumbled upon this Reddit post

[samwolfcos]

ngl- the whole benifer blob stuff kinda ruined bentacles hentai ffs for me forever

[7-umbrella-hats]

NOT BEN CALLING VIKTOR EMO AS IF HE WASNT THE FUCKING BLUEPRINT

[numberfivetheboy]

Most Disturbing Parts of The Umbrella Academy, in no particular order:

- young vanya asking why she can’t go “play” with her siblings while they brutally murder multiple bank robbers

- young diego and young luther definitely killing people

- the others slowly drawing closer while the Horror smashes bank robbers

- the young academy just standing there in front of the bank with a DEAD BODY on the steps behind them

- a robot and a chimpanzee were their greatest sources of love and comfort as children

- five CUTTING HIS OWN FUCKING ARM OPEN and then RUMMAGING AROUND LIKE HE’S DIGGING IN THE FUCKING COUCH CUSHIONS

- five STICKING A PROSTHETIC EYE IN A SOCKET and then PULLING IT BACK OUT

- vanya casually murdering nannies. what happened to the bodies? what were their families told? did klaus ever see their ghosts?

- were they ever actually taught right from wrong, or was it 'this is what dad says to do so we need to do it'

- everything with leonard

- vanya being tortured by the FBI

- the sit-in scene, mostly bc that shit still happens

- the hoof-in-mouth disease scene

- the handler. she acts so creepy toward five. super predatory, especially with how often she touches him

- lila's backstory

- dave and his uncle. horrible

add more if you want

[brascu]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

summary:

“Oh, don’t be sad! You’re your own Ben, and that’s good enough!” Klaus interrupted, putting his hand on top of the other’s. “I mean, you could also be my Ben if you feel the need to be someone’s Ben… the spot is free, you know.”

“Yeah, maybe I’d like to be your Ben…” He murmured while leaning towards Klaus, kneeling between his legs in the chair. “If you’ll have me…”

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It’s me again, bringing you the second chapter to this lovely horny, horrance fanfiction that happens at Luther’s wedding in season 3.

It’s my version of what happened with Klaus and Ben at the wedding and I’m having lot’s of fun here.

The second chapter turned out too long and I had to cut it, oops, so the story will have three chapters. 

Hope you have fun reading <3 

mind you that we have: bottom!Ben, tentacle sex(soon), weed consume and, well, porn 

be safe, love you <3

[danielsarmand]

always praising ben but never the bentacles GIVE IT UP FOR THE BENTACLES SPAGHETTI LINGUINE TAGLIATELLE BUCATINI YOU'RE DOING AMAZING SWEETIES