#know your limits

[must-be-mr-boggins]

One of my favourite parts of The Hobbit movies is in auj when Bilbo is trying to convince the company that he’s not burglar material, and the dwarves who agree with him essentially say “yeah, look at him: weak, pathetic, wouldn’t last a day out there!”

And Bilbo’s just like “yup!”

[saturnsconstellation]

Regulus: *talks shit about Sirius*

Random student: *also talks shit about Sirius*

Regulus:

Regulus: I beg your finest pardon?

[lunaria-maharlika]

Batman really needs to learn to keep his mouth shut when meeting the ghost king.

Like seriously, the worlds greatest protector? More like the worlds greatest problem maker. Do you guys enjoy making enemies of others??? I know that the king is a child but still!! That child has the power to get rid of your dimension with just a lift of a finger, batman. Stop annoying him by saying things like "unknown" "could be a threat" "will need a contingency plan against the ghost king" and "you are a child." Also stop researching "how to kill ghost", "how to restrain ghost" and "where to get blood blossoms" Those are the words that will definitely guarantee your death if Danny wasn't so kind.

Batman needs to listen to constantine. I know constantine isn't really that trustworthy but still!! It's CONNIE! Connie's made deal with demons and had called god pathetic. He's also done much worse than that and somehow managed to stay alive. If Connie himself won't mess with the ghost king then you shouldn't too! Its highly unlikely that you'll be able to survive one of constantines demons which means it's literally IMPOSSIBLE for you to fight the ghost king.

Stop being a dumbass, there won't be a need for a contingency plan if you don't provoke the king in the first place.

This is a common thing in DCxdp fics and it really makes me wanna slam a crowbar on batman's head.

[defensive-tactics]

Safe on Vacation. Know your limits.

[theshadowsanstan]

[random-xpressions]

Don't be fooled by sayings like: "You are the average of the five people you spend the most time with." A tortoise can never fly even if it's surrounded by eagles.

Random Xpressions

[scintillant-h]

[dailytogachako]

“i like bnha” “i dont like togachako”