heya, wondering if you were gonna continue on the domestic Avengers scenes? I keep reading them because the banter is just so real. I have a few ideas, dunno, might
Peter: *heavy breathing*
Bruce: "is he okay??"
Tony: "he's stressed for a new exam and found if he makes himself hyperventilate his mind will panic and work faster"
Bruce: "that's not how that works?? Why haven't you stopped him??"
Tony: "i tried"
Bruce: "???"
Tony:..
Bruce: :0
Tony: "okay kid, good job, now you remember how to properly breathe, right?"
(or something like that)
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Steve: "what are you doing?"
Sam: *sitting across the room from Bucky* "he started it"
Bucky: *glares* "nuh uh"
Steve: "you were just talking minutes ago"
Sam: "and his opinions on Ace Ventura is shit"
Bucky: "HE IS AN ANIMAL ABUSER!"
Sam: "HE SAVES ANIMALS!"
Bucky: "HE KEPT PENGUINS IN HIS FREEZER!"
Steve: 🧍
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Peter: *sadly walking out of the gym*
Tony: "underoos, what's wrong?"
Peter: "Clint was cheating"
Tony: "wha- what do you mean"
Peter: "we were sparring and I got him pinned down.. but.." *pulls up sleeve to show bite mark*
Clint: "and I will do it again"
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*Scott and Peter running back to the compound and panting*
Natasha: "hey, did the mission go well?"
*Scott and Peter tapping their phones*
Natasha: "oh no.. please don't tell me you got carried away with that game-"
Scott: "it's not just a game!"
Natasha: "did you get the mission finished?"
Scott and Peter: 🧍
Natasha: "I swear to god-"
Peter: "but there was a Golbat right next to us!! We didn't think it would keep getting away!"
Scott: "in my defence, I traded mine away and needed a new one"
Natasha: "STOP PLAYING POKEMON GO DURING MISSIONS!"
(this is just a personal uncanon thing that Scott and Peter would use Pokemon Go during missions because they are out and in new places. I have not played the game, (only Platinum) so lots of stuff prob incorrect)
Idk if I'll continue it, it's a lot of effort and I wanted to focus on other projects and random incorrect quotes...maybe some day!
But these are all such fantastic quotes you should consider posting them yourself!!! people would love them, they're really funny :D. I'll post it here too because they deserve to be shared, I just think u deserve all the credit
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Peter: *heavy breathing*
Bruce: Is he okay?
Tony: He's stressed for an exam and found if he makes himself hyperventilate his mind will panic and work faster
Bruce: That's not how that works?? Why haven't you stopped him??
Tony: I tried
Bruce: ?
Peter: *gasps* It's 3 over X!
Tony: Okay kid, good job, now you remember how to breathe too, right?
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Steve: What are you doing?
Sam, sitting across the room from Bucky: He started it
Bucky, glaring: Nuh uh
Steve: You were just talking a minute ago
Sam: And his opinions on Ace Ventura is shit
Bucky: HE IS AN ANIMAL ABUSER!
Sam: HE SAVES ANIMALS!
Bucky: HE KEPT PENGUINS IN HIS FREEZER!
Steve: 🧍
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Peter: *sadly walking out of the gym*
Tony: Underoos, what's wrong?
Peter: Clint was cheating
Tony: Huh? What do you mean
Peter: We were sparring and I got him pinned down...but... *pulls up sleeve to show bite mark*
Clint: And I'll do it again
—
*Scott and Peter running back to the compound and panting*
Natasha: Hey, did the mission go well?
*Scott and Peter tapping their phones*
Natasha: Oh no...please don't tell me you got carried away with that game
Scott: It's not just a game!
Natasha: Did you get the mission finished?
Scott and Peter: 🧍
Natasha: I swear to god—
Peter: But there was a Golbat right next to us!! We didn't think it would keep getting away!
Scott: In my defense, I traded mine away and needed a new one
Natasha: STOP PLAYING POKEMON GO DURING MISSIONS!
