#koji hiroo

[sana-hq]

[oriondec]

HIMEHIROO!!

a rare pair my friend came up with. We are are writing a fix about them :)

[moriipng]

We love ur goth gf too, Hiroo

[dira333]

hey Dira how are you?? I'm the sam/sammy anon. I don't even think you may remember me now but I wrote same anon as sam anon lol. I'd like a date with someone from haikyuu!! I know you gave me some from the match up but what do you think this time. Sam(e) or someone else. Pun intended.

Of course I remember you , especially since that was my mistake not yours, just immediately jumping on anything that sounded like a name.

I wasn't a 100% sure who I matched you with so I checked again (thank you) so I can match you up with someone else.

And I said I had a feeling about someone from Nohebi.

Koji Hiroo, our black cat on the far right, might seem lethargic, but he's a goofy boyfriend. He likes to taunt people, so his flirting mainly consists of making you flustered but when you turn the tables, boy does he blush easily.

For your first date he's taking you a little outside the city to watch the stars (he's hoping for some shooting stars but he won't tell you in case they won't be visible). I hope you're comfortable with cuddling on your first date because he's touchy, claims it's "to keep warm in the cold night".

He's not one for grand gestures, but he's memorized all your likes and dislikes, so don't be surprised when the picnic basket is filled with all your favorites. If you ask him about it, he will say it's just what he had at home.

So, what do you say? Do you accept?

[strawberryama]

How to Make Your Aggressively Shy Girlfriend Malfunction : A Guide

features : Mattsun, Sugawara, Koji, Kuroo

Mattsun

Mattsun loves to tease his girlfriend relentlessly

you were easily worked up and he loved to watch you get all red and flustered

though, people often wondered why you let a guy a year older play with you like that you had no issue with it; cause at the end of the day, you knew he was genuinely interested

he always made an effort to show that when its just you two

still Mattsun couldn’t help teasing and flirting with you at any chance he got

and while he’s not the most cheesey guy - he leaves that for Yahaba and Oikawa - he loves to say sappy or out of pocket shit that makes his girlfriend lose it

on this particular weekend, you two had been studying for midterms at Mattsun’s house

Mattsun went to grab some snacks midsession and you found yourself dozing off

As Mattsun came back into his bedroom, he gently kicked the door shut behind him. Setting down the bottled water and snacks on the desk, he turned to his girlfriend.

“Hey, ______-…” He paused. Ah, she’s asleep, he noted. She looked so peaceful and cute passed out on the desk. He almost didn’t want to disturb her. But of course, the little devil inside of him told him else wise. It was the perfect opportunity. Besides, he let her off easy for most of the day. And it’d be a nice reward for studying so hard.

After setting down the water and snacks, he sat besides his girlfriend. He rests his head on his arms that were crossed upon the table. Gosh, she’s so cute, he thought.

“______?~” he called, poking her cheek. Her nose crinkled and her eyes scrunched a bit. Slowly, her eyes opened and she began to sit up. Mattsun just smiled softly as he leaned over, waiting to pounce.

“Mattsu-NN!!”

Once ______ had fully sat up, she found her boyfriend’s lips upon hers. His hand weaved into her hair at the nape of neck, pulling her in. And within no time, the underclassman was moaning, gripping onto Mattsun’s shoulders for stability.

As ______ went to protest, Mattsun was quick to shove his tongue in her mouth, exploring. While he was going to town, ______ felt her head reeling. She had only just woken up and this was all so much to take in so quickly. Mattsun was such a gentleman, most of the time, and never went too quickly, so this caught her off guard. ______ could feel her body temperature rise and her cheeks burn.

The final nail in the coffin, was when Mattsun pulled away finally, grinning ear to ear. He watched as _______ struggled to make eye contact and her gaze stayed on the floor. Mattsun tapped her chin, signaling her to look up at her, even if for a fraction of a second.

“Morning, princess.”

Sugawara

this smug little monster is the worst of the bunch here

Suga whenever he does or says something will just smile, appearing as if nothing at all has happened

so in the end, you always look like you’re overreacting which in turn embarrasses you further

from whispering in your ear, to subtle touches, suga was a relentless tease and took joy in seeing you flush a bright red

lately he’s been upping his game and to say the least this time he went a bit overboard

Sugawara sat down, pulling a chair up besides his girlfriend, grinning to her as she glanced at him. She felt a chill go up her spin seeing his grin. He had to be up to no good, yet again.

“Suga,” she sighed softly. “I really need to study for my exam this afternoon.”

“And I’ll be happy to let you do that. I can even help you study if you’d like.”

_______ eyed her boyfriend wearily and squinted at him. “What’s the catch?”

Suga leaned back in his seat and let out a soft chuckle. “Can’t get anything past you I guess! I made you cookies…so I’ll help if you try them.”

“That’s…it?”

“That’s it.”

______ set down her pencil and pushed her notebook to the side of her desk with that confirmation. Maybe he wasn’t scheming this time. There were times her boyfriend was genuinely not about to try anything and was just being nice. But sometimes, he was ready to wind up and hit her with the surprise last second. She just hoped it was the former. She couldn’t afford to be distracted at the moment.

“Close your eyes, and say ah,” Suga instructed.

“I don’t trust that one bit.”

“Come on, you’re wasting study time.”

“Fine.” Resigned to her fate, she shut her eyes and opened her mouth. Please don’t pull something, please, she thought.

After a second of waiting, _______ felt the taste of sugar and chocolate chips enter her mouth, then. Just a small amount though, not enough to be a full cookie. And it was then she finally relaxed her shoulders, thinking that maybe Suga was letting her off easy so she could focus. After all, the exam this afternoon was one she wasn’t too confident in. Trigonometry. It was such a pain in the-

“Mm!!”

Ass.

______ was met with a warm and sweet pair of lips on hers, cutting off her train of thought. They tasted just like the cookie she hadn’t fully chewed yet. And Suga seemed to want it back. His tongue pushed past her lips, passing the cookie into his mouth. He only pulled back to chew it and swallow, grinning ear to ear. Meanwhile ______ was busy hiding her face in her hands. Of course! Of course he’d pull something like this!

Her ears and cheeks were burning. She felt like she had a fever. She could only pray to whatever god was out there that no one was watching that.

“So you like it right?”

Koji (for reference since he’s aggressively minor, he’s #5)

Koji was far from extroverted and you had always known that

you two worked well together; choosing to stay in for dates, studying quietly together, or even just enjoying the presence of one another

but Koji was still a member of the volleyball club notorious for throwing people off and when he realized that you get flustered easily, he took that and ran with it

he relished in the way you would hide your face or the soft pleas for him to cut it out, and he easily preferred this feeling to the one when he put down another team

on this particular saturday, you’d shown up to his game in support, despite it being a little out your comfort zone

and while he didn’t win, you still made sure that you were the first to greet him outside the gym, telling him he looked so cool

“Oi! Hiroo, stop bragging that ya got a girlfriend. You and that dick Daishou! Yeesh! Do ya gotta bring them around and rub it in our faces?!” one of the boys groaned. ______ jumped right into her boyfriend at this and clung to his warmup jacket.

“Not my fault you can’t get a girlfriend,” Koji grumbled at his teammate. As the guy turned to retaliate, Koji turned ______ around so she faced his teammate. He leaned down, wrapping his arms about her shoulders and rested his head atop of hers. “Nee, Numai, you wouldn’t yell at me with _______ here, would you? You wouldn’t want to make her cry would you?”

The two toned hair guy practically growled, refusing to meet the girl’s eyes. “Wh..Whatever!”

And that was thankfully that. Numai had stomped off to head back home, and Koji happily watched. ______ could feel her boyfriend snickering against her.

“K-Koji, you can let go now..”

“I don’t want to though.”

_______ squirmed, attempting to wriggle out of his hold, but Koji just pressed her back into him. If she wasn’t warm before she sure was now. She could feel her face heating up with each passing person. They would just mark it off as teens in love but ______ was panicking.

“K-K-Koji!! Please?!”

“Hmmm…” Koji hummed, mulling it over for a second. His hold loosened ever so slightly, giving hope to ______. But he tightened right back up, smugly stating, “For a price.”

“O-Okay..! Whatever it is. Just lemme go.”

Koji grinned as he let go of his girlfriend finally. Watching her scramble to scoot away, and hide her face made him chuckle. How did he ever get someone so cute, he had to wonder.

“Let’s go. You can pay me that favor back later.”

“O..Okay. What is it, though?” ______ asked hesitantly. It probably was getting him a snack or something. That’s typically what he wanted. Besides, he just finished a long day or exercise. It had to be!

“Mm, a kiss before my next game.”

“K-Koji!!”

Kuroo

Kuroo understood comfort zones and as you exhibited with Kenma, he loves to push those boundaries

so it never was too much of a surprise when Kuroo’d tease or embarrass you publicly

that wasn’t to say it didn’t mess with you though

and one of Kuroo’s favorites is to brag about you being his girlfriend

in any situation

even in public, to strangers

especially to strangers in public that didn’t understand that you were happily taken and that wasn’t about to change

______’d been waiting outside the cafe downtown for a bit now. Kuroo said he’d get their drinks and sweets if she went and picked out a table. And it was a really nice day out - not too hot, not too cold, a gentle breeze flowing. So she sat down, claiming a little round table with a pink umbrella that shaded them from the sun.

But that wasn’t the only shade ______ was receiving. She looked up and noticed a teen who was grinning down at her. He couldn’t have been older than her or Kuroo. But he was very close. Too close for her liking.

“C…Can I help you?” she asked softly.

“You’re really cute, eheh! I was just wondering if I could get your number?”

“I…I’m-“

“Hey, sugar!~” ______’s boyfriend called out. Thank god. He trotted on over, setting down the pastries and drinks that had been neatly arranged on a tray.

Kuroo wasted not even a second after placing down the tray before tilting her head and kissing ______ on the mouth. And it was at that moment, she remembered who she was dating. The most extra bitch on the planet. And she was no longer as grateful for her idiot boyfriend’s presence. The only ounce of gratitude left for him was that he kept the kiss short and was seated shortly after.

“Who’s this guy, darling? Sorry, was I interrupting something?” Kuroo grinned up to the guy.

The guy looked to ______ for any help of sorts but she was too busy hiding her face in her hands, thanks to Kuroo. She shook her head viciously to Kuroo’s question but refused to remove her hands still.

“No? Ah, well, if you don’t mind…My girlfriend and I are on a date.”

“R-Right! Sorry!” And that was thankfully the last of him.

Still, ______ couldn’t help but groan from the embarrassment. “K..Kurroooooo…”

[chancellor-tesalicious2]

Nohebi Headcanons:

Kuguri is the most popular with the girls but hates it so much

He is dating Shibayama and only Mika knows about it

He keeps getting the ‘as your upperclassman’ lectures but hasn’t used any of their advice and would like them to stop

Takachiho isn’t against the Nekoma rivalry, he finds is funny mostly

He encourages Daishou’s and Kuroo’s fights

Akama is good friends with Shibayama since they went to the same junior high but he can’t approach him with Yaku around

He is very afraid

Shibayama only told him about Kuguri and his relationship, very supportive

He helped start the Libero GC and has since gained a respect for Shibayama and his ability to put up with everything

Sakishima has also approached Shibayama with Akama once but tried to look intimidating the whole time as a joke

It worked to well and now Shibayama is very afraid, until Takachiho tripped him

He loves the rivalry

Hiroo is a more devious and bit louder version of Kuguri

He adores the rivalry, it entertains him to no end

Seguro has anger issues and needs counseling

There was an intervention

Numai cannot give two shits about the rivalry and finds it dumb

But he will encourage Diashou

He suspects Kuguri’s seeing someone but couldn’t care who

Oomizu is an old man trapped in a young dudes body

He is very concerned for the mental stability of his team and the team will invite him to game nights

He will host them as well

The entire team adores his daughter and have been called big brother by her

Kuguri smiled at her once and everyone died

Mika has a black book full of black mail on the team

Even Coach Omizu isn’t safe

Everyone tried to get Kuguri riled up but ended up getting utterly destroyed in the process

It ended on a game night when Akama admitting he knew how to get Kuguri to punch someone

No one believed him

Akama sat next to Kuguri on the floor. He pulled out his wallet and some bills.

“How often are you annoyed?” Akama asked

Kuguri didnt respond until Akama out a bill in front of him.

“Often.”

“Has this bottled up emotion become anger?” He placed another bill.

Kuguri put away his phone. “Yes.”

“Would you like to hit someone?”

Kurugi nodded. Akama set the final bill in front of him.

“Hit them.”

Everyone froze and watched Kuguri.

Kuguri sprang up and punched Numai in the face. He quickly sat down and sighed. Akama rubbed his back, “better?”

Kuguri nodded as he put away the money.

Numai wasnt amused.

Turns out, trying to excite Kuguri didn the opposite and totally pushed him off

It also turns out, Kuguri is incredible strong and left a bruise on Numai’s face

Kuguri never apologized

Mika is the only other one because she figured out what gets him visible annoyed

It’s movie/show adaptations of books

Bring up Rings of Power on Amazon and he will give a four hour lecture on how shit it is (this is mg sister about this show)

For some reason, waking them up is incredibly difficult

They wake up o their own just fine but weekends are for sleeping in and any attempts to ruin that will end in voilence

Their attitude is “wake me up and I’ll cut off your fingers then hand then arm at the elbow and so on til you die.”

They will do it and act like they already have

This includes Mika and they have definite gotten this attitude from Oomizu, who lets them sleep when they have the time or are just doing regular practice

Omizu used to do this, will sometimes do it (not to his family) and his children do it, it doesn’t scare him though

Kuguri’s parents own a reptile shop. Nohebi all go over and help all the time, they all enjoy helping them out

There is one snake that hates everyone except Omizu, its amazing

[asbeel]

but like- nohebi is so smart. They're assholes, but they're assholes cuz they're so smart.

Dude- seriously, WHO THINKS OF THESE DIRTY TRICKS. ITS SO SMART BUT UNETHICAL I LOVE IT.

IT JUST MAKE ME SQUEEL EVERY TIME IDK WHY

AND LIKE- AT THE END OF THE OVA WHEN THEY GATHER AND START LAUGHING– DUDE I HAD A FUCCIN HEART ATTACK

[i-worship-akaashi]

Look it’s Kuroken’s love child