#kollif

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Kit: I don’t want to lie anymore.

Plo: Kit-

Tholme: Lie about what?

Kit: It’s Plo. I’ve been dating Plo.

Agen: Master Fisto’s not the only one!

Tholme: You’ve been dating Plo, too?

Agen: What?!

Agen: No—!

Agen: Voolvif’s always been my best pal, but now I love him.

Luminara: Wait a minute... Master Fisto and Master Koon...

Luminara: Masters Kolar and Monn?

Luminara: You mean... I’ve been keeping my relationship with Siri a secret this whole time for nothing?

Siri: Babe—

Tholme: I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!

Voolvif: Wait, you have a boyfriend, Master Tholme?

Tholme: Yeah...

Tholme: The Temple’s Battlemaster, Cin Drallig

Cin: [nods]

Kit: Now wait a damn second!

Kit: Is there anyone else who’s going to come out?

Mace:

Mace: ... I don’t like anyone.

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Agen: Got Kenobi a full-sized inflatable T-Rex costume and he asked, “What am I going to do with this?”

Agen: And it’s like, dress as a fucking T-Rex and stomp around

Voolvif, nodding slowly: The lack of vision in this family...

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Voolvif: So, I was wondering if you could help me out?

Agen: Say no more. Here's a bunch of explosives.

Voolvif: Nope, different thing.

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Agen: How's life treating you?

Voolvif: Like I just ran over its dog.

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Voolvif: You’ve challenged me to a fight six times since we started talking.

Agen: MAKE IT SEVEN!

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Voolvif: I’m not gonna be buried in a grave.

Voolvif: When I’m dead, just throw me in the trash

Agen: Voolvif no

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Agen: It's quick, it's easy, and it's free! Pouring water in your socks!

Bultar: Uh... why would we do that?

Voolvif, flatly: It's quick, it's easy, and it's free.