Noob Saibot shopping at Hot Topic is something I need to see happen. He just teleports there, never to the mall parking lot and walks there. Or somewhere in the mall near it. No he just teleports right in the middle of the place. No one even comments on this after the first time it happens. After that it’s just ‘Oh it’s that Noob guy,cool.’ And he just buys whatever and leaves with a few bags the same way he arrived.
[Noob Saibot voice] I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black mask with matching hood around it and a black leather pants and black combat boots. I was walking outside Shang Tsung’s island. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of Shirai Ryu stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
