#kraeuterhexchen

[arsonist-chicken]

Happy Spatort eve! Hoff es ist gut und du hast Spaß mit den queeren Cops 🥰 (ich hab vergessen, dass das heute ist und war verwirrt, warum mein Dash komplett deutsch ist :D)

HALLO JU JOIN US ES WAR RICHTIG GUT, there was Molotov Lesbians, childhood trauma, Dorfjugend being Dorfjugend, dann ist ein alter Mann am Straßenrand auf einem Plastikstuhl gesessen während ein wütender Mob versucht hat in die verbarrikadierte Dorfkneipe einzubrechen, Pia ist in Therapie, Esther hat ihrem Bruder eine reingehauen, more teenage lesbians die zusammen wegrennen wollten aber dann doch nicht und dann nochmal welche. Adam hat gesnackt. Die Welt ist gut.

[theflyingfeeling]

*slides over a bribery cookie*

So about those thoughts you're having,,,, 👀

@kaunisbaby @gloryforthegreedy

why, I'm glad y'all asked 😌 pretend I wasn't literally on my knees begging

speaking of being on one's knees...

up to you to decide who's the lucky guy in the receiving end, but basically I'm entertaining myself with the thought of one of them giving the other a handjob, but suuuuuuuuuper slowly and edgingly, and every time a new droplet of precum appears they just lick it off, taking more of their length into their mouth each time before resuming the torturingly slow handjob, you know, to award the other for being such a good boy 💞

[ominousmotion]

Sandwiched and cream filled 😏😌

Hehe Sandwiched and cream filled joels ultimate babygirl form

[paleangels13]

@kraeuterhexchen and me might be watching käärijä's performance from last night (and the other ones we enjoyed). Out of spite because of that shitty result yesterday 😌🥰

[lnights]

He would be an orange cat named Nacho!!!!!! 😭🤲

I present Olli as a cat:

[mondscheinprinzessin]

LAURA ICH WEINE 😂😂😂

joonas ist meine miss waikiki ✨

🎵 Weil wir so schön sind, so schlau sind, so schrank und rank🎵

I wish I could draw so this could have been prettier. But instead you get Laura photoshop crimes on this Sunday😄

[thetimecrystal]

Hatari for the band ask thingy?

Also here have a bear hug because I love you 🐻💖💖💖🥺

send me a band and i will answer the following questions!

ju ilysm for sending me hatari my god i am kissing you on the forehead

Hatari

Favorite song: dansið eða deyið, spillingardans, niðurlut or klamstrakur

Least favorite song: i overplayed helveti after the album came out

First song you ever heard/remember hearing: hatrið mun sigra

Favorite album: neyslutrans FUCKS

Least favorite album: i cannot say. they have so little out

Favorite member: matthias <3

Least favorite member: klemens' thong /j

Favorite solo: um. matthias screaming in odyr

Favorite video: oooh. klamstrakur was IT

Seen them live?: Y E S TWICE. hatari was my final concert pre pandemic!

Met any members?: y e a h. i spoke with matthias for a bit showing him something i did as a school project

Do you own any albums/merch?: i am supposed to have a hatari t-shirt which is so worn out, because it is so fucking cozy

Rate: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

[cauldronsart]

Remember kids; it's totally safe to eat ominously glowing mushrooms you found in the woods and it will make you look cool and mature infront of your peers

For @kraeuterhexchen, thank you for letting me borrow your oc <3