#krhylacard

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about rhy and alucard...

Lila: He's obviously made up his mind, so let's just handle this like mature adults.

Kell: Right, right. You distract Rhy, and I'm gonna hit Alucard in the head with a shovel.

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Holland: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Kell: What if I bite it and it dies?

Holland: *sigh* That means *you’re* venomous.

Lila: What if it bites itself and I die?

Holland: That’s... voodoo.

Kell: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Holland: That’s correlation, not causation.

Lila: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Holland: ...

Kell: That’s kinky.

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{after lila leaves...}

Rhy: We can't have pizza and beer! Do you know how many calories you're talking about?

Alucard: It's light beer, and he's gonna throw it up anyway.

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[after Kell and Lila explain The Plan]

Rhy: When was the last time anything went according to plan?

Alucard: I don't think there was a last time.