#rhyla

[slitherkitty]

sketches of various things

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Lila: You’re an evil genius. Next time I want to hurt someone I’m coming straight to you.

Rhy: Awe, that’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me.

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Lila: What's wrong with the way I dress?

Rhy: You know, some people might say that all the black kind of makes you looks like an evil villain.

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Lila: You consider me a friend?

Rhy: Sure. What else would I consider you?

Lila: I don't know. An embarrassment? A way to rebel against your parents? A desperate cry for help? The list is endless.

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Rhy: You know, people used to think that I was funny.

Lila: Did they work for you?

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Rhy: God, I hate him.

Lila: Me too.

Rhy: You have no idea who I'm talking about.

Lila: Solidarity, sister

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Kell: What’s the easiest way to steal a man’s wallet? Lila: Knife to the throat? Holland: Gun to the back? Alucard: Poison in his cup? Rhy: You're all horrible.

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{after lila leaves...}

Rhy: We can't have pizza and beer! Do you know how many calories you're talking about?

Alucard: It's light beer, and he's gonna throw it up anyway.