a large waterbird with a long neck, short legs, webbed feet, and a short broad bill. Generally geese are larger than ducks and have longer necks and shorter bills.
an American professional ice hockey forward currently playing for the Boston Bruins of the National Hockey League, selected by the San Jose Sharks in the fifth round, 133rd overall, in the 2011 NHL Entry Draft.
yes folks, the time has come for extreme sean kuraly appreciation. this post is for @abellyofjellywrites, who is wonderful and quite possibly loves this man more than anyone else ever. thank you for sending me cryptid pictures, and for answering all my america questions™ and for generally being very great! 💞
it’s been weeks since i first saw this image and i still can’t comprehend any of it. that is too much bacon for one person but it definitely isn’t a communal plate of bacon, so it probably is just sean’s bacon - horrific. in addition to the bacon, this picture features sean’s signature Vacant Look (very good), hands (very good), his hair in the sunlight (very good) and a fluffy dog (VERY GOOD)
(gif via @gaudreau) i! can’t! believe! he! exists!
(gif via @kureally) the nhl-wide food shortage strikes again. someone get these boys a granola bar, i’m begging you. however, judging by some of the food i’ve seen sean photographed with (more on that later), he’s probably perfectly happy to munch at a towel. plenty of flavour and not a too unpleasant texture either. i can’t believe i love this absolute cryptid
this is some model shit. i’m going to kill him if i see him with airpods one more time
(gif via @lesbiandebrusk) this is literally the hottest thing i’ve seen in my life goodbye
okay so back to his culinary persuasions. what we appear to be looking at is sean in front of a plate which is 50% mac and cheese (or perhaps scrambled egg?) and 50% carrots, with a small bowl housing a stack of cookies off to the side, and a hearty glass of chocolate milk to wash it all down. that is the face of a cryptid man who knows he’s been caught red-handed.
(gif via @davidpastrnut) aaaand all the air has been forcibly removed from my lungs thanks to this. he’s so handsome that it’s not actually fair… how do you actually look like that?? and that maroon is the perfect colour for him, please wear it always and forever
hockey boys with puppies!!!!!!! the best content. and the black jeans & hoodie: kind of a Look
(gif via @kureally) filth.
okay a) i ghostwrote this tweet b) the only possible power move stronger than him liking this would be him retweeting it. amazing
(gif via @gaudreau) too sexy; go home 😠 he frequently renders me incapable of coherent thought and that really isn’t my fault, because look at him…..! actual angel i swear to god
look. sometimes you just like to look at Large Handsome Men and that’s fine. we’re only human. this is one of those moments 🤷🏻♀️ big ohio energy from the top one tho (goose on the left). bottom photo from this behind the b episode, which i have watched an embarrassing number of times
“that man can appreciate a casserole. and you can quote me on that” - caroline, 2019. this is him looking at a casserole.
(gif via @gaudreau) this has to be illegal, right?? he is just out there living his life and looking like this and i literally don’t know what to do about it. i can’t cope. if anyone has not seen the video of him coaching kids while in china and being very proud of his linguistic skills, please do yourself a favour and watch them. it’s a little bit life-changing
beautiful boy with his beautiful eyes. the hoodie instantly makes him 250% more cuddle-able, with the hood adding an extra 75%. i’m having a moment
(gif via @lesbiandebrusk) i didn’t like breathing and being alive anyway. this is fine. i am okay. the issue with me and sean’s postgame interviews is that i have to watch them approximately 3 times - once to just look at him, once to appreciate his voice (sidenote: his voice.), and then one time to actually listen to what he’s saying. it’s a good problem to have though
this is the only picture you need to understand who sean really is as a human
i would pay a considerable amount of money to know the results of this test i can’t even lie…
(gif via @bergymarchy) if looks could kill oh my god. i fucking love danton and sean though, just a goose and his frog, the best of friends💗
(gif via @kuraleaping) i’m not saying sean had the best winter classic outfit but sean definitely had the best winter classic outfit. it didn’t manage to save him from the awkwardness that was this video, but it’s gorgeous nonetheless. i love the pocket watch especially, and the simplicity of the three-piece, and although the airpods perhaps aren’t the most historically accurate, i can forgive it because everything else is great
so…..always?
(gif via @kureally) has anyone really stopped thinking about this video since they watched it? because i know i haven’t. and i certainly haven’t stopped thinking about this moment. i can’t tell whether it’s added years to my life or taken them off, and i don’t really care to be honest. oooh i wanna know what that mouth do
to quote caroline again, “me: how has someone not LOCKED THAT DOWN? also me: ah. i see. how he would have made that more difficult.” this man truly is so awkward, but i’ll be damned if it isn’t the most endearing thing. i’m keeping my fingers crossed for you, 2011 sean 🤞🏻
that’s the goose whom i love with my entire heart and mind and soul :’) 💖
