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rachel (@sharktccth) • i ♡ sjs (+ sea)

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every sports commentator that isn't randy hahn is so grating

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EUTHANIZE THEM, CAROLINA

[brini71]

Sharks goalie missing hours 😔

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I'M POPPING COORS CANS LIKE CHAMPAGNE GIVE EM HELL YOU FROSTY FUCKERS

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never in my cruelest nightmares did i even consider that there'd be a time in my life that i'd look at tomas hertl and feel the absence of joy but i guess there comes a time in every man's life that he must choose to run into the arms of his rival and don their neonatal baby shit glitter

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I'M POPPING COORS CANS LIKE CHAMPAGNE GIVE EM HELL YOU FROSTY FUCKERS

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SOMEONE PUT THEM DOWN KILL THEM WITH FIRE SEND THEM TO THE GULAG THIS IS INSUFFERABLE AND YOU KNOW WHO IM TALKING ABOUT I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO SAY IT

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i don't even Go Here™ but i wanted to stop by and say that, no matter the result of this contest, the mammoth have the better colors and mascot and overall vibes and i hope someone gives clayton keller a loaded m20 bazooka before each shift

[starrynet]

everyone look at this goal!!!

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your honor my client is innocent free him

[vzb-on-venus]

too many men, I agree. get some women in there

[starrynet]

ekky orr

[macktism]

SHARKS WIN ON PRIDE NIGHT !

taglist (ask to join): @killlyourproducer @murphyatthemagpie @majorjuniorhockey @goalieho @mackwing (<- i swear i remember you asking to join but i cant find it sooo if not then my bad 😭😭)

[mack-will]

mack jumping into wenny's arms after his goal

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I LOVE THE SAN JOSGAY SHARKS

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THANK GAUD

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montreal you are so full of shit get off my fucking lawn