If you're still doing the "fake fic title" thingy then I have somehing for you. "Holidays, Jin style" (Leaning on the crack)
The whole Jin family is too big, and everyone fucking hates each other, so crack it is.
Honestly if this family isn’t crack its just plain sad.
Anyways, fake summary time!
Jzx, the only hope this family has left, decided it would be a great idea to get everyone together! I think he'd be super family oriented.
That means like twenty or so half-siblings he managed to find (there's more) all mingle. + jgy!
All of them are insane. Not like, jgy's level of... you know, but they're a crazy bunch. except for one who lives on a small farm and has a pet sheep. he's cool. :)
Jgy is actually wondering if it's too late to spike the drinks and kill everyone. But sadly, he invited lxc, who invited nmj, who brought along nhs, who is way too happy abt everyone's suffering, and who also invited along wwx. Wwx declined, because he gets to spend the holidays being exorcised by lqr. Oof.
Anyways, jgy hates this. Everyone hates this. The only good thing abt it is everyone dislikes jgs, so they're all plotting jgs' death. Honestly, the holidays are just an excuse for them to daydream abt murdering jgs, which, valid.
Jgy meeting likeminded ppl! Woah.
Jgs probably spends the whole event flirting with the women, which, ew, bc he's related to them one way or another.
At this point, even Madam Jin is abt to stab her husband.
jl is younger during the first couple holiday get togethers. He has a couple half-cousins he plays with. It's fine. Really.
He makes a couple enemies, looks forward to seeing them only once a year. Most of the time, he just curls in a corner and sips his Yakult. As you do, when almost everyone in your family is batshit crazy.
Jyl is possibly the only one not actively trying to murder jgs. Actively. She still thinks he deserves to rot in hell.
By the tenth get-together, there are so many plots to kill jgs (who in this AU is a rich businessman) that they all coincide with each other. It's a contest: who gets to murder that bastard first?!
Jgy probably wins, though he needed to enlist nhs' help.
Anyways, the moral of this story is killing ppl is okay if they're jgs. :)
