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[deliriumbubbles]

Keeping the Glee theme going, how about Kurt and Mike? ;-)

Fake dating: Mike realizes that the director of a show he’s going to be in thinks that he’s gay, and since most of their conversations seem to center around what the director presumes is shared experience. When the director tries to set him up with someone, and Mike passes on it, he feels the pressure to give a reason, and so he says he already has a boyfriend. As he’s asked more questions, he automatically starts filling in details about his boyfriend in New York. 

When they meet up again in Lima, Mike feels a fondness for his fake boyfriend, and tries to decide whether he should tell Kurt about this, and bring him into the ruse, or not. Definitely, whatever he does has to wait until Kurt knows what’s going on with his father.

Bodyswap: Tina is playing with dark magic, with the intention of switching Kurt and Blaine’s feelings so that Kurt can UNDERSTAND HOW LONELY AND SAD BLAINE IS, but she fucks it up. Blaine turns away and she gets distracted by Blaine’s ass, and at that moment, Mike comes over and drapes his arm over Kurt’s shoulders. POOF! They are in one another’s bodies.

Since Tina is too embarrassed to admit what she did, Mike and Kurt spend some time trying to figure things out, but then they have to go back to their lives. So Mike drills Kurt on dance moves until he nearly drops, and Mike has to go back and try to work at Vogue, make it at NYADA, and not offend the guy Kurt is quasi-dating. Everything is a mess, but Kurt keeps practicing is ass off in Chicago, determined not to ruin Mike’s career. Mike flails at Vogue, succeeds in dance class but struggles to use Kurt’s vocals and in acting class, fights with Santana, and finds himself strangely attracted to Adam, and pulls away so abruptly that he hurts the man’s feelings. 

When Kurt returns to New York to try to fix things (and alert to Mike that he’s lost him a role, he finds out what a disaster things are and rolls up his sleeves to fix things. Luckily, it turns out that Isabelle really is a fairy godmother, and she knew right away that Mike wasn’t Kurt, so she sets them right. They go out to celebrate and spend some time complementing one another on handling their lives... then Mike leans over to kiss Kurt.

Sexpollen/fuck or die/aliens made them do it: Kurt made brownies to smooth over relations with the glee boys, since they have to work together, but while he was baking them in the home ec room, Puck snuck a handful of what he thought was weed into it. Little did he know, it was magic weed, and Mike shows up to the choir room early and takes the first bite. The boys come in afterward to see Kurt mounting Mike on the piano.

Dark!fic: Mike has been obsessed with Kurt for years, but tried to keep a lid on his desires. When he returns from New York, Mike cannot control himself. He invites Kurt over to his house, with wicked intent, but when he tries to knock Kurt out to tie him up, Mike is overpowered, and he suddenly realizes with the flash of Kurt’s sharp teeth that he is something far more dangerous than he could have ever imagined.

Secret kinks: I’m out of kinks. :P

Their first kiss: After a dance lesson. Mike’s blood is pumping, even though Kurt was the one dancing... or because Kurt was the one dancing.

Meeting the parents: They’ve met each others’ parents through Glee functions... Well, Mike had seen Burt there, and at the shop, and Kurt had seen Mama Chang. But Kurt ran into Mike’s dad after Sectionals and threw some shade about him not coming to any of Mike’s extra curriculars. So when they all sit down for a dinner together, there’s some tension.

Moving in together: They both work so much that it takes almost a year for them to end up unpacking everything, but the place is very neat, anyway.

A crossover of my choice/An au of my choice: I like the idea of Mike dealing with vamp! or supernatural!Kurt honestly. Though a good AU might be them meeting for the first time going out for the same role in a musical, and Mike getting it even though he knows his vocals weren’t up to snuff in his audition, and they go out to talk about how the industry isn’t fair, to either of them, in different ways. But Mike admires Kurt’s positive attitude, and they keep seeing each other. Even though Mike has always thought of himself as straight, he finds Kurt... distracting.

[masseffectrp]

Kurt Hummel accepted!

I LOVED your audition, Jay! So excited to bring you along for the ride. Make the account ASAP and send it in!

Name: Jay Age: 24 Time Zone: EST Character Desired: Kurt Hummel Ships: Kum, Kurtbastian, Kurke, Furt (I am not a fan of Klaine or Kurtofsky, but don't mind playing them if push comes to shove.)

First Lieutenant Kurt Hummel, Chief Navigator of the SSV Gettysburg, was having a bad day.  Slamming his palm against the side of his M-97 Viper snipe rifle, watching as the thermal clip flew across the catwalk at the Alliance dry docks.  The general evacuation sirens blared, only to be drowned out by the klaxons of the reapers as they marched through the city.  Twisting a nob on his scope, he lay the barrel across a railing and sighted.

"Four eyes...eating corpses.  Must be Batarian," the brunette murmured, arching his eyebrow above the scope and pulling the trigger.  The creature fell, the round punching a hole through what he assumed was its head.  He reached up, his omni tool flashing as he activated the Cryo ammo in his rifle.

"Ice up you bastards," he growled, his eyes narrowed in anger.  "This is for Arcturus Station and every human that died there." He pulled the trigger, each shot a prayer for his mother, his father, his siblings.  He had no way of contacting them.  Not now at least.  All his hope would have to rest with the crew of the other frigate that had just blasted its way from dry dock.

He only stopped firing when Fabray called him back to the Gettysburg.