Just in case anyone has high hopes that this will be like, art
More from whatever this is gonna end up being (pt 2)
gus: Mostly I want to lean into the idea that sex would be a lot like other appetites for them
gus: sleeping/eating/drinking/reading
gus: ie it literally has not occurred to them before now to even TRY it
gus: basically the vibe I want is two kids working on a school project
gus: where aziraphale is the one who's making the diorama and doing all the research and getting really stoked about how to make volcanoes or w/e
gus: and crowley's the kid who's happy to coast on aziraphale's work but doesn't actually take an interest
gus: (at least until they're actually doing the deed and then he's like "woah wait WHAT" and basically comes immediately)
gus: like, it's extremely mid sex but because it's them, with each other, it's great
kuwdora: that's like so great tho. like whatever the actual sex part but when you are having a genuinely good time with the person
gus: most of the fics I've read either ignore the "angels are sexless unless they want to make an effort," or they have Crowley and Aziraphale be asexual
gus: which are both completley valid
gus: what I want is them going to the Tate Modern to see the Great Wall of Vulva and arguing about how Crowley should best go down on Aziraphale
gus: with both of them playing Where's Waldo with the exhibit deciding which one's the most like Aziraphale's so he can like, point out the relevant bits
gus: I also really want to convey that Aziraphale's enthusiastic about this because it's what humans do, and they've both committed to living as humans even though they aren't, and it seems to make people very happy (although Crowley has fun pointing out how many times it's made people UNhappy), and he just wants to do something nice with his boyfriend basically
gus: meanwhile Crowley can't honestly see why they'd bother, but he's also happy to do what Aziraphale likes -- he's narrating the whole thing so it's gonna be clear that he's anticipating this like taking Aziraphale out to meals, where he gets most of his pleasure out of watching Aziraphale enjoy himself
gus: and he's totally fine with that
gus: and even when he turns out to be a two pump chump, it's not because he didn't know his dick could feel that nice or whatever
gus: it's because of the kind of gross sweat they're making and Aziraphale's heels pressing against hte back of his knees, urging him closer, and way they're still arguing even while they're fucking
gus: it's the love more than the sex
gus: and then afterward aziraphale is like "that was AWESOME, ok do we want to try bondage next time or blindfolds, oooh did you hear about this thing called yiffing" and Crowley just laughs and pins him to the bed and kisses him
